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Bobby Explains His Charges

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The foreman calls Bobby over to question him about specific charges, including being in a school zone with too many drinks, having four DUIs, and two felony domestic violence charges on the same day. Bobby responds to each accusation with nonchalant and often absurd explanations, maintaining a cheerful demeanor throughout.

Goal: Illustrate Bobby's questionable past through dialogue

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>> Okay, I'm ready. >> How did you get two felony domestic violence charges >> Mhm. >> in the same day? >> Yeah. >> you manage that? >> Well, I I beat up my old lady's sister. You know how it is with the in-laws. >> Okay. Why would you do that? >> Well, she got mad that I was beating HER SISTER. >> [laughter] >> NOW THAT OKAY, THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE ever heard anything You know what? >> Oh. >> You might be the most blue collar person out here. >> Oh, I know it. No, dude. This is THIS ACTUALLY IS EXACTLY why the crime rate so high, dude. >> Yeah, I know it. Well, look, is it is going to mess up with the job? Do you got to fire me now or what's up? >> Did you finish that trench drain? >> Yeah, yeah, I've been finished that. >> Cool. Yeah, you did that really fast. >> Yeah, you know how I did it. >> No, no, this is paperwork, dude. >> Okay. >> I I can work around it. Right. >> Okay, yeah, perfect. >> GO AHEAD AND GO BACKFILL ALL THAT DIRT and tamp everything in with YOUR >> THAT'S NO PROBLEM. I GOT YOU. I appreciate it, bub. All right, thank Yeah, THANK YOU, BOBBY. >> OKAY, BOSS, HOW DO YOU PLAN on getting away with that? You can't >> How do I plan on getting away with it? >> Yeah, dude, the boss isn't going to let him work if he knows his Boss, what are you doing? BOSS. [laughter] >> RICKY, YOU CAN'T DO THIS, DUDE. >> I'M NOT LETTING NO PIECE OF PAPER TELL ME WHO I CAN AND CAN'T

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