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I just worked 85 hours today just to come home to a nagging wife. My wife sucks, dude. >> Dad, roll the window down. >> What in the heck? >> Hey Dad. >> Sadie, what what do you want? And and who is this? >> This is my boyfriend. I told you about him. >> Your boyfriend? >> Yo, what up, man? >> Dad, don't do this. >> No, cuz this is what we're not doing. I did not just go work all day to come home to some freaking Cocoa Puff in my front yard. >> Dad, but I love him. >> You love him? >> Yeah. >> What do you love about him? >> Dad. >> it the fact that he looks like the local plug? Or is it the fact that he's freaking saggy? >> are my pants. >> Rolling and sagging, by the way. And he smells like a dang Black & Mild. >> Dad, stop. >> you even find >> Be nice. >> What's your name, son? Is it Jamal or something? >> Nah, it's Jaylen. You can call me Jay, though. >> Close enough. Yeah, makes a lot of freaking sense. >> Hold on, what you mean by that, twin? I'm not trying to get into >> Do you make money, Jaylen? >> I mean, I hoop. I'll be hooping. >> Hoop? >> Yeah. >> What? You play basketball? >> Yeah, yeah, I play basketball, yeah. >> Okay, are you the next Kobe Bryant or something? I mean, why is that important? Why are you telling me that? >> I make bank, bro. I done told Sadie I'mma get her out the hood. Ain't nothing to worry about. >> Out of the hood? >> Yeah. >> Buddy, look around. What the freak Sadie's not in the hood. We live in a dang subdivision. >> I'm trying to tell you, man. >> She don't She don't need to be >> I'm talking out of my ass too much, bro. >> Cuz what it sounds like to me, it sounds like you're trying to bring her into the hood, and that's not what I need, dude. >> Trevor, but he's so sweet. He calls me his baby mama. >> shut up. >> Dad, he's actually going inside for a minute. >> No, no, you're going to be weird. I'm not going inside. >> going to talk. >> Dad, no, you're not. I know you. >> You're not >> me off. >> Okay. So, what you trying to talk about, twin? What's the word? >> Jaylen, do y'all do stuff? >> What What you mean do stuff, bro? >> dude. We're We're We're both grown men. Okay? Just answer the question. Do y'all >> Yeah. >> Y'all be doing me the minute >> we be doing that. All the time, actually. Yeah. In my grandma's house. Is you crying? >> God dang mud shark. >> What you say? I I didn't hear >> She said god dang [screaming] mud shark. >> Hey, yo. Chill, twin. >> Just like her dang mama. >> It's not that deep, bro. Like, doing too much. >> Do y'all use protection, Jalen? >> Uh nah. She say she allergic to latex. So, nah. >> No, she's not. >> What you mean no, she not? She literally >> allergic to latex. I'm her dad. I would know. >> Oh, that's crazy, twin. I ain't going to lie. >> She just wants it raw. God dang >> Yeah, she do. She love that junk, bro. I ain't going >> Just have her, Jalen. >> What you mean just have her, twin? >> her. I'm not mad at you, dude. I'm mad at myself. It's something I did. >> I mean I All right. >> Exactly why I don't freak out on you. >> weird, bro. >> Just go, Jalen. She's all yours, dude. Take her to the trap house or whatever.