What's up, boss? >> Hey, good morning, part-timer. >> Part-timer? >> Bro, don't do this today, bro. [laughter] I'm only 2 minutes late. >> Chris? You showing UP EARLY FOR TOMORROW? >> [laughter] >> THAT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY you're laughing, BRO. I'M 2 MINUTES LATE. It's not that big of a deal. >> nice living off them banking hours, Chris. >> Banking hours? BECAUSE I CLOCKED in 2 minutes late? That's crazy. >> I can go ahead and tell everybody to go home. >> Okay, why would you do that? >> Well, because no nights shifts here. >> Yeah, okay, you're genuinely an idiot. That's just not as funny as you're making it OUT TO BE. >> LIKE, BOSS, IT'S ONLY 2 MINUTES, OKAY? You're overreacting. I'm not like >> Okay, Chris, a lot can happen in 2 minutes. >> What? >> ASK MY WIFE. >> BRO, STOP SAYING JOKES. >> I'M SERIOUS, DUDE. I THINK IT ONLY TOOK LIKE A combined 2 minutes for me to make all three of my kids. >> Okay, that's not funny. That's just sad, bro. That's >> my my wife is not happy with my performance in bed. That's why she cheats on me. >> Yeah, your life sucks. >> that's exactly why the crime rate's so high right there. >> [laughter] >> Oh, yeah, but but YOU'RE A LIBERAL >> OKAY, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO TURN THIS BACK on me, BRO? LIKE, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST STOP BEING SO GAY? >> CHRIS, I I I'M GLAD that you were able to fit me into your schedule. You know what I'm saying? But don't let it be a habit. >> O- okay. >> LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. THEM ELECTRICIANS OVER THERE, THEY BE SHOWING up late. >> Okay. >> And they be kissing each other. >> OKAY, WHY DO YOU SAY THAT EVERY DAY? YOU HAVE NO PROOF THAT THEY [screaming] BE DOING THAT. >> YOU, CHRIS, THERE'S A DIRECT CORRELATION. THE MORE YOU SHOW UP LATE, THE MORE YOU LIKE BOYS. >> YEAH, NO, YOU'RE ACTUALLY just as stupid as you look, BRO. >> AT ME. I TOLD YOU SO, DUDE. Just remember this. >> No, BRO, CUZ YOU'RE AVOIDING THE SUBJECT. WHAT DOES THAT GOT to do with work at all? >> Okay, whatever. I'm done. I'm done. Just get ready to work. >> Yeah, yeah, where are we going for lunch today, though? I'm already getting hungry. >> LUNCH? >> YEAH. [laughter] >> BUDDY, WE WORKING THROUGH LUNCH. NO, NO, FREAK NO. YOU WANT TO BE LATE? WE AIN'T GOING TO HAVE NO LUNCH ON THIS ONE.
