Conspiracy Theories and Personal Attacks

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The foreman points to a correlation between being late and being a 'liberal sissy', and then connects it to the 'electricians over there' who are also 'showing up late' and 'kissing each other.' The employee's voice-over expresses confusion, asking why the foreman says this every day and that he has no proof. The foreman insists on a 'direct correlation' between showing up late and liking 'boys'.

Goal: Link tardiness to unrelated, absurd conspiracy theories

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>> that's exactly why the crime rate's so high right there. >> [laughter] >> Oh, yeah, but but YOU'RE A LIBERAL >> OKAY, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO TURN THIS BACK on me, BRO? LIKE, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST STOP BEING SO GAY? >> CHRIS, I I I'M GLAD that you were able to fit me into your schedule. You know what I'm saying? But don't let it be a habit. >> O- okay. >> LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. THEM ELECTRICIANS OVER THERE, THEY BE SHOWING up late. >> Okay. >> And they be kissing each other. >> OKAY, WHY DO YOU SAY THAT EVERY DAY? YOU HAVE NO PROOF THAT THEY [screaming] BE DOING THAT. >> YOU, CHRIS, THERE'S A DIRECT CORRELATION. THE MORE YOU SHOW UP LATE, THE MORE YOU LIKE BOYS. >> YEAH, NO, YOU'RE ACTUALLY just as stupid

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