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What's up, Miguel? >> Good morning, boss. >> Look, you text me yesterday. You said, "Boss, can we talk in mañana?" What what's that about? Do you need to talk TO ME ABOUT SOMETHING? >> Maybe me you talk. >> Okay? >> See. >> Okay, let me hear. What you got, boy? >> Okay. Uh me could be honest. Uh they got the How you say in the >> Okay. Uh Okay, Miguel, stop with the Taco BELL, DUDE. >> OKAY. >> SPEAK ENGLISH OR DON'T SPEAK AT ALL. WHAT I AIN'T GOT TIME TO LISTEN TO THIS FREAKING AUTO WHAT IS THIS? YOU FREAKING UNO DOS TRES. I AIN'T GOT NOTHING I KNOW. NO, SPEAK SPIT IT OUT. >> BOSS, I NEED RAISE. >> DID YOU JUST SAY A RAISE? >> YES. >> [laughter] >> PLEASE TELL ME THAT'S SPANISH FOR SOMETHING. >> WHY YOU LAUGH, BOSS? >> [snorts] [laughter] >> WE JUST ASKING FOR ANYTHING, AIN'T WE, MIGUEL? >> WHAT THAT MEAN? >> TO GET IN THIS TRUCK AS AN UNDOCUMENTED CITIZEN AND ASK ME FOR MORE MONEY. >> [laughter] >> THAT'S EXACTLY WHY I CRY RATE SO HIGH RIGHT THERE, BOY. I SWEAR TO YOU. [laughter] >> THEY THEY CRIME RATE? WHAT THAT? BOSS, ME ME have family, okay? I'm my niños and me wife. >> Yeah, I I get it, Miguel. I know you got a lot of maybe like 10 kids and a freaking hot Latina wife. We know that, dude. I freaking understand. But you know the saying, dude. You know it. >> What that? >> IF YOU AIN'T GOT NO PAPERS, YOU AIN'T GOING TO GET MUCH PAPER. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? YOU FREAKING OUT MY FACE. YOU AIN'T GETTING NO DANG RAISE. HALF the reason I hired you is cuz you're so cheap and you work so dang good. >> Okay. You don't really understand, okay? >> Okay. You You about to piss me off. No. No. No. NO. ALL RIGHT. >> HOW HOW ABOUT THIS? HOW ABOUT I JUST CALL MY BUDDY TRUMP? YEAH, I GOT HIS NUMBER. YEAH, YEAH, I'M GOING TO CALL HIM AND SEE WHAT HE'S GOT TO SAY ABOUT IT. ALL RIGHT, GOOD. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. OKAY, GO big or go home for a damn raise. All right, go go TRY MY HOLE. GO GO TRY MY HOLE SOMEWHERE. YEAH. BE WORKING VERY HARD BOSS. FOR YOU BOSS. OKAY, BYE-BYE BOSS. YEAH.