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As you guys know, I bought a house yesterday and I bought it with the intentions of turning it into my dream homestead. But before I can buy any animals or start a garden, this entire property needs a manicure. I mean, look at this bush. That's a big and I'm not that short. I promise you I'm a slightly above average height. This is just a very tall overgrown bush. Now, I've already started chipping away at these smaller trees, but we got much bigger fish to fry. All of them in the backyard. Trees just fallen. I don't know what kind of freaking storm took over and I don't know if it only hit this house or what. And this one decided to split in half. I don't even know how that happens. Most of these trees are only about 30 to 50 ft long. And and that that's not that bad. And they're about this thick. You know, pretty good girth, but we can handle it. But this >> [laughter] >> is ridiculous. This tree's every bit of at least like two, 300 years old. My family suggested that I should hire somebody to do it. But I ain't no freaking liberal [ __ ] Or maybe I'm just hardheaded. I don't know. But look, at least the freaking stump came up with it. But we'll worry about that another day. Today, we're going to start with the small ones and work our way up to the big. Pause. Throughout this series, I'm going to try to do everything myself so I can save money and buy more tools and lowball people on Facebook Marketplace. >> [laughter] >> This is a 20-in 60-V DeWalt chainsaw and we about to see what IT'S MADE OF. GOD DAMMIT, SON. NOW, LADIES, if your man can't handle a chainsaw, YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND. NOW, THE TOP HALF OF THESE TREES, we's going to cut it. They ain't no much thicker than the dang branches we JUST CUT ANYWAYS. TIMBER! TIMBER! OH. Son of a GOSH DANG IT. SON OF A NOW WE JUST GOING TO GO DOWN THE LINE. WE GOING TO dice it up. Listen, everything over 3 in is firewood, okay? Don't let nobody tell you no different. That's why I got a freaking 2-in chipper cuz anything over that, I'm selling for A PROFIT. IF YOU GUYS WERE DOUBTING THIS FREAKING CHAINSAW, DUDE, this is like a freaking 8-in tree right here. Hold on. I'm about freaking tired. But she's still cutting. This freaking close to finishing the tree and the battery going down me. Freak out, man. This is exactly why the freaking crime rate's so high, too. I got another one in the house though. I'm going to get the rest of this tree cut down. And I'll see y'all at the wood chipper. >> [laughter]