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What the heck am I reading, dude? >> Okay, boss, what even is that? What are you reading? >> Bobby's background check, dude. It finally came back. >> Like the new guy, Bobby? >> Yeah. Yeah, the new guy. >> Well, is it good? Is it bad? What is it? >> Chris, it's bad, dude. I mean, nobody with this many charges needs to be a free citizen. I'm dead serious, dude. He needs TO BE INCARCERATED. BOBBY! [screaming] >> WHAT'S UP? >> BOBBY, COME HERE, DUDE. >> ALL RIGHT, I'M COMING. What's up, boss? What's the problem? >> Your background check came back. >> Oh. >> Oh. >> WHAT'S WRONG WITH >> I JUST GOT SOME QUESTIONS, DUDE. >> I got some answers. WHAT'S UP? >> BOBBY, WHY ARE YOU NOT ALLOWED WITHIN 100 ft of any school zone? >> Oh, yeah. That thing uh I had a few too many and I got caught taking a piss across from a playground. It ain't nothing serious. >> too many? >> Yeah, just a little >> Bobby, SCHOOL GETS OUT AT 3:00 P.M. >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> HOW ARE YOU THAT TORE UP AT 3:00 P.M.? >> I WASN'T. >> ON A TUESDAY, BOBBY. >> I WASN'T THAT TORE up though. I still had to drive back to the job site. >> Oh. >> I just had a real LONG LUNCH. >> OKAY, SO SO SO YOU WEREN'T TORE UP ENOUGH to where YOU COULDN'T DRIVE. >> RIGHT. >> BUT YOU WERE TORE UP ENOUGH TO WHERE you couldn't tell that you was IN A SCHOOL ZONE. >> RIGHT. >> MAKE NO FREAKING SENSE. >> OKAY, RIGHT. BUT I TRIED TO TELL the cops that, too. And they didn't think it was a good idea either. >> that's one of your four DUIs, Bobby. >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> HOW DO YOU STILL GOT A LICENSE? >> I DON'T. I DON'T GOT no license. No, I don't got no. I just drive, you know what I'm saying? I drive anyways. >> THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE. YOU YOU JUST DRIVE ANYWAYS. >> YEAH, YOU GET IT. >> YEAH, that's cool. Um this last one right here, Bobby. Now this is a big one. >> Okay, I'm ready. >> How did you get two felony domestic violence charges >> Mhm. >> in the same day? >> Yeah. >> you manage that? >> Well, I I beat up my old lady's sister. You know how it is with the in-laws. >> Okay. Why would you do that? >> Well, she got mad that I was beating HER SISTER. >> [laughter] >> NOW THAT OKAY, THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE ever heard anything You know what? >> Oh. >> You might be the most blue collar person out here. >> Oh, I know it. No, dude. This is THIS ACTUALLY IS EXACTLY why the crime rate so high, dude. >> Yeah, I know it. Well, look, is it is going to mess up with the job? Do you got to fire me now or what's up? >> Did you finish that trench drain? >> Yeah, yeah, I've been finished that. >> Cool. Yeah, you did that really fast. >> Yeah, you know how I did it. >> No, no, this is paperwork, dude. >> Okay. >> I I can work around it. Right. >> Okay, yeah, perfect. >> GO AHEAD AND GO BACKFILL ALL THAT DIRT and tamp everything in with YOUR >> THAT'S NO PROBLEM. I GOT YOU. I appreciate it, bub. All right, thank Yeah, THANK YOU, BOBBY. >> OKAY, BOSS, HOW DO YOU PLAN on getting away with that? You can't >> How do I plan on getting away with it? >> Yeah, dude, the boss isn't going to let him work if he knows his Boss, what are you doing? BOSS. [laughter] >> RICKY, YOU CAN'T DO THIS, DUDE. >> I'M NOT LETTING NO PIECE OF PAPER TELL ME WHO I CAN AND CAN'T >> BOSS, DID YOU EVEN READ WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT? >> I DON'T CARE WHAT HE SAID. >> I AIN'T BY MYSELF, CHRIS. WE AIN'T EVEN GOT OUT THE TRUCK TODAY. >> OKAY, SO WHAT? >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?