BLUE COLLAR VS WHITE COLLAR FULL PAD 37U FOOTBALL GAME

[music] We're here at the blue collar versus white collar football game. Let y'all [music] boys know I'm hosting and such. I mean, we we got a we got a packed out stadium, dude. Fully sold out. The tickets definitely weren't free. [music] You know what I'm saying? Uh we got a lot of guys, a lot of guys got their family out here. A lot of guys from out of town. Uh it's [music] kind of a big deal. We got the referees out and about. Everybody's excited. Y'all know the whole ordeal. Uh a lot of competition. >> I'm here with my hogs. [laughter] We got some hog mollies for the blueco collar team. I I'll let you I'll go ahead and introduce them to you real quick. Who we got right here? >> Uh Brady Cer. What you do for work, bro? >> I'm unemployed right now. He's a uh he works in the oil field. Um [laughter] we got >> uh Chase Fickle and then the best trait around plumbing. >> There we go. That's what I'm talking about. LAY IN THAT POT, BABY. LIKE THAT. WHAT FREAK YOU TALKING ABOUT? Who we got right here? Giovanni Diaz, roofer. It's freaking amigo. You freaking get it, dude. You speak Spanish. See, you said you're [laughter] >> And who we got right here? >> Nick Johnson. I'm a union iron worker. >> Union iron worker. What the freak you talking about? And my boy and my boy Cody right here. What you got? Cody >> plumber. >> We got two guys on the offensive line. Straight lay and pop. >> So Curry's this. Curry's this. Curry this. What's up y'all? It's Coach Breeze here for the white collar team. Uh we're about to show these boys, these blue collar boys while we get paid the most. Uh [music] come introduce the team to y'all. I got my pride and joy right here. Big deuce. >> He cannot take the do-rag off. He's young Michael Pennix over here. And then uh the most important thing we got is my hogs. My beautiful hogs right here. you know. >> Yeah, bro. You seen you seen that [ __ ] scream right there? That [ __ ] was beautiful. That [ __ ] was [ __ ] sexy. >> But let me tell y'all, stay out of trouble, bro. Don't be like me. >> You got to turn yourself in. Go turn yourself in. >> I got to turn myself in sadly. >> But like I said, white cars don't talk. Ain't it right? [music] >> They came here. Everyone drove about eight hours to get here. They got fresh off work, you know, their office job 9 to5. Worked good overtime this week. >> And then, you know, my skilled players, got my skilled players. Got Drew right here, the one and only. The one and only. >> Uh, this is my assistant coach, also my intern, >> Coach Phoenix. Uh, specializing in special teams. Anything is special. That's me. >> That's him. He's special. >> We have a real good team. Uh, going to put a lot of passion into this. Uh, >> we really like the commitment that our team has put in. Everyone's driving out six, seven hours. So, we'll see. here. Yes, sir. You know, >> all natural, boy. Them boys are not ready. He don't even need no shoulder pads. >> My name is Prime. >> Go holl at the lineman, man. >> These these the pigs right here. O line and Dline. We ain't got no subs. We don't need them. >> We on that ass. >> No. Damn, man. Come on, TW. Come on, TW. You know I going to steal my helmet from this [ __ ] TW? Come on. You know I going to run off on them for my old helmet. You feel me? [ __ ] ain't suited up since like 10th grade, little grade, [ __ ] Yo. Hey. Go to hit [ __ ] [ __ ] Go to straight. [groaning] I'm talking about gremlin mode activated. I'm going to go run over the coat. Well, game time. Y'all know how it is. We got all the boys out here. I ain't going to freaking lie. We looking kind of shallow in [music] terms of the big boys. The fat guys, you know what I'm saying? They get out of high school, they get lazy, they want to come play ball. Well, we got two football teams. That's all that matters. All right, let me tell you something. White collars think they gonna come out here look all pretty, big, and tough. I don't give a freak about none of that. All right. One of one of one of our players pulled up in a big old F350. All right. >> 500 on. >> Yeah. Who's stopping that? >> Tell me that. That's $2,000 a month out his pocket. Now, it's $500 in diesel just to drive down here. >> Yeah, it's going to be a good game. College rules and add referees out here. The whole ordeal. Um, we're going to put belt n. You know, I spent a lot of money on this game and I didn't spend no money to lose. >> [ __ ] right there. Boy, oh boy. >> How much? >> No, y'all say >> I didn't [ __ ] want you anyway, man. [ __ ] out of here, guy. [laughter] >> WHO'S READY TO KICK SOME ASS WHITE [screaming] TEETH? >> I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT YOU being late. And I was going to say something about you not having your [ __ ] shoes on >> or the right jersey, >> but you came out here with the right [ __ ] fire and tenacity that I need today. Now, >> come on. We better kick some [ __ ] ass, dude. >> You lead me to a [ __ ] >> Come on, brother. I got you. >> EVERYTHING I'VE GOT IS YOURS. [screaming] >> SHOULD HAVE SIGNED A DEAL. >> Come [ __ ] with White Collar University. >> Hey guys, >> bring it up. BRING IT UP. BRING IT UP. WHITE COLLAR. BRING IT UP. BRING IT UP ON ME RIGHT NOW. BRING IT UP. BRING IT UP. >> COME ON, WHITE COLLAR. BRING IT UP. BRING IT UP. >> I'M HERE. >> LISTEN UP, GUYS. LISTEN UP. HOLD ON. I don't give a [ __ ] about how many [ __ ] guys they got over there. [ __ ] them. I DON'T GIVE A [ __ ] ABOUT WHAT SCHOOL THOSE [ __ ] CAME FROM. AND I DON'T GIVE A [ __ ] ABOUT NO [screaming] GODDAMN BLUE COLLAR. YOU GO OUT THERE and you give me everything [music] you [ __ ] go. Go away. [music] What? >> [music] >> Watch that drive. Drive ly. Heat. [music] Heat. Oh my god. [music] >> Man, what what are we doing? [music] >> I love every single one of y'all, [singing] bro. Cuz at the end of the day, we still going to dab each other up. We going to love one another. That That's how it's going to work. I ain't doing [music] none of that, bro. Everybody dab each other up right now. [music] >> Oh my god. [singing] [music] [cheering] [screaming] >> I should have let him stay home. I'm not going to lie. I recruited their entire team, by the way. So, you know what I'm saying? I did all of it. So, I'm just going to take credit where credit is due. >> Um, >> yeah. I don't know what we going to do, to be honest with you. Everybody dead. Everybody tired. handful. You and both going the opposite way on a speed option. >> So, it's an option here to hand off or it's a speed. If we go option right, if we go option right, it's here. >> What are we calling this, coach? Option right, option left. >> What's the hand signal? >> Option option. Option. >> But, um >> I mean that dude, I'm not going to lie. We we just had to run the ball right here every single but like we got so much speed >> take turns running the ball. You see what I'm saying? Like Q running. Look, we can we can line up. We can run up and cat and you get on the same side. We can run cat and do that read. You get on the same side and we can just we >> can go speed option. >> Speed option. >> It's going to be open. >> Speed option. >> Let's go speed option first. You go play side or you can you can start on the opposite side and wrap around if you want to. >> LET'S BREAK IT DOWN. LET'S BREAK IT DOWN. >> THIS SECOND HALF COME EVEN HARDER. PG >> PG. Keep it PG. What y'all think I'm going to say? Just make >> white collar on three. Is that okay? >> OH, YEAH. YEAH. >> WHITE COLLAR ON THREE. WHITE COLLAR ON THREE. ONE, TWO, THREE. >> He's fourth. We punting. We punting. >> Yeah. >> Cody, what's wrong, Bob? >> You can't see. >> They poke your eye. >> Yeah. >> Who poked your eye? You ready to get on purpose? >> Good. >> I got you. I got you. I can't see. >> Got him, bro. >> I got you. Come on. >> Come on, bro. >> You got it. Come on. Got you. Come on. >> Get him. Uh, get him in the uh >> Get him up top. >> Get him in the shade behind the What's it called? >> Field cam. >> Double slant. Double slip from the inside. I got >> y What y'all want? Y'all go for it. >> Come here. Go for that [ __ ] >> Y'all going for it. >> Move. Move the big dude to the inside from my left. Let me run a slant. Let him run a post. Run that safety off. I got all the underneath the work. >> All right. Throw the ball to one of the brothers. >> This game if we don't get it. >> You want to do >> fourth down? >> Yeah, it's fourth down. >> I feel like >> we're about to shock the world by losing or winning. You know what I'm saying? I don't freaking know. Something's good is about to happen though. >> We ain't out of it, but it's fourth and 15 and we're on our own 20. So, a lot of stuff going on. >> Ethan's phone's dead. I'm guessing you want me to do plays as well. >> Hey, defense. I ain't going to lie. They got 20 yards. Just don't let them score. Like, >> look. >> I'm okay, babe. >> I got >> that was a horrible throw. We going to do toss and you going you going to blur. >> All right. >> Hey, Ken. Let's score right now. I need it. >> Will you in? Hey, THIS WHAT WE WANTED. THIS IS WHAT WE WANTED. WE GOT A full quarter. I ain't tripping. We stopped him before. We going to stop him again. And we going to score right here. Okay. >> We running blur. Look. Look. I understand. Everybody want the ball. We running this play right here. Okay. Look. You tossing at the wheel. >> Yeah, I know. >> Y'all got it. Y'all got it. Y'all got it. >> Can I get some ma'am, please? >> Yes. Yes, ma'am. >> Let's score, bro. Let's score. Let's score. >> Right one, boys. The right ball. >> I'm stressing. We just can't block. Go to the 30. >> We got guys out. Cody hurt. Put me on. >> This hurt. This hurts right here. >> But we like this. This is where we want to be. Yo, Ethan. >> This is where we want to be. This where we want to be. We all right. >> So I had a cut up under my just chuck. >> I saw it. It's all right, bro. We just We needed that, bro. Hey, bro. [music] Should have just ran the ball, bro. Everybody Everybody want to touch the ball. Everybody want a touchdown. I get it, bro. I kind of just wanted to win, but All right. Good, coach. >> I want one more chance to play SOME FOOTBALL AGAIN AND PUT ON THE PAD. >> ONE MORE CHANCE TO PLAY, RIGHT? >> THIS ALL WE GOT. >> ONE MORE CHANCE TO PLAY, RIGHT? >> I'M PISSED OFF. >> Go get him. Go get him. >> Get him. [screaming] >> Let him run. Let him run. He's fresh. He's fresh. He's going to run. >> Fresh as fresh. I I I get it. We can only run one play at a time. Hey, the quicker y'all get on the ball, more plays we can [music] run. Okay. Hey, listen listen listen listen listen listen listen. We gonna go we gonna go we gonna go we gonna go rock it left with day right and then we going to go back on the get back on the f get back on and then we going to run the uh midline play. >> Okay. >> Okay. Did that make sense? Just get back on the ball. Run the play. >> He ain't looking too good, man. >> Ain't looking too good. Nah. [screaming] >> [cheering] >> Like I wanted everybody to have an opportunity, bro. But it gets to the point where I just wanted to win. Bro, if we would have played like this the entire game, we'd be up [music] we'd be up two scores right now. I was just trying to be a good guy. I would not let that I would not let that happen again. [music] Save that clip, too. Save that clip. >> [screaming] [cheering] >> I DO THIS [ __ ] I DO THIS [ __ ] MAN. [music] We're going for two. We going to get up by three. So they got to score. They got to score in the last 50 seconds. I [music] don't think they got no more timeouts. >> Score 191 18 us. >> They got 42 seconds, too. >> That's all. >> Y'all doubted me for a minute, didn't you? You doubted me for a minute. Okay. I was just making sure. >> I was just making sure. I was just making sure y'all didn't doubt me. I had a plan. >> I just told I just told him the game ain't over. Hey, tell them it ain't over till the final whistle blow. [music] >> One of these tall boys about to catch a ball real quick. >> Hey, >> RIGHT NOW DEFENSE RIGHT NOW. 40 seconds for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 40 SECONDS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVE OR JUST UNTIL WORK MONDAY. IT'S WHATEVER YOU WANT. >> It's not good that you got injured. That looked ugly. Um, >> but that that might have gave God dang it. So, I'mma look this way. Look, >> it sucks that you got injured, but that might need the that that might have been the ump that we needed. You see what I'm saying? So, I appreciate you. I'm going to keep looking this way cuz I'm going to throw up, but I love you, bro. I appreciate you. >> I ain't had a sip of water all day. >> Really? Get a sip, bro. >> Hey, get him some water. >> That's what I'm saying. I trust my defense with 40 seconds. We locked them down the entire second half. I ain't really tripping about nothing. They going to make a play. They go out do some trickery, but we ready for it. You got 40 seconds. >> THAT'S GAME. THAT'S GAME. NO. >> What does he got? WHAT DOES HE SAY? WHAT DID THE REF SAY? >> Put it on a field goal. Put it on a field goal. WHAT THE [ __ ] >> THAT'S GAME >> AND WE CAN'T CHALLENGE THAT. It's not a fair organization. NAH. NAH. IT'S NOT WHISTLE AFTER BUZZER. WHAT that mean? Game is over. That's even in NFL and college. THEY BLOW THAT WHISTLE out of THAT BUZZER. GAME IS OVER. >> WE GOT IT ON VIDEO. WE GOT IT ON VIDEO. [ __ ] WE GOT [laughter] IT. WE ON CAMERA. HE'S OUT. WE GOT CAMERAS. WE GOT CAMERAS. WE GOT CAMERAS. HE WAS AT HIS SECOND ON MY MOTHER'S LIFE. >> WE DESERVE IT. WE DESERVE IT. [screaming] [cheering] >> Damn co down. >> A tenth of a second. That's all you got. >> THAT'S IT. >> GET THE HELL OUT MY FACE. GET OUT MY FACE. OH YEAH. [screaming] YEAH, >> SIR. >> SAYANARA, [screaming] I'LL SEE Y'ALL AT WORK MONDAY. PSYCH. >> Like I said, I had over 70 guys say they was going to come, right? By the end of it, we only had 30 guys. And especially y'all, we did have a couple people. We had a couple people to give people breaks, but all y'all was on the field day near the whole time. I really appreciate it. Like, it means a lot to me cuz if y'all wouldn't have done that, all the money and stuff that I would put into it would have been for nothing. With that being said, w Jesus Christ because there was some things with this whole situation that would have not got done if he didn't step in and help me. I'm being completely honest with you. We didn't have a field Monday. You know what I'm saying? So, w Jesus Christ. And for anyone who does not know him >> and for people who know him, I'm going to pray over everybody and then we going to get out of here. DON'T TALK ABOUT MY HAIRLINE. WE'RE PRAYING. [laughter] >> All right. We going to pray. >> Let's pray for the hairline, TOO, AS COACH DID. [applause and cheering] >> YEAH. OKAY. All right, let's lock in. Dear heavenly father, we thank you for this day, Lord. We thank you for bringing us together to play this sport that we love. Lord, we know that without you, none of this would be possible, Lord. And I just want to let everyone know in this field, Lord, the the reason why we're here, and that reason being you and and anybody in this uh field that does not know you, Lord. We pray that they uh invest in building a relationship with you, Lord, because you can take anybody through any trial and tribulation. Some things that seem unbearable, Lord, you make it bearable. And we just want to thank you for the opportunity. In Jesus name we pray. Amen. And amen. >> Amen. >> Amen. There you go. [music] Jokes.