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This video is a comedic skit portraying a construction foreman's exasperation when his Spanish-speaking helper, Miguel, accidentally demolishes the wrong house due to a misunderstanding of 'School Road' as 'Escuela Road'. The foreman calls Miguel to find out his whereabouts, only to discover the massive and costly error, leading to a humorous yet panic-stricken discussion about the consequences and an attempted cover-up.

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Where the freak is Miguel at, dude? >> I DON'T KNOW. >> BIG GOSH DANG IT, DUDE. WE GOT TO DEMO THIS HOUSE TODAY. >> YEAH. >> I'm going to have to call him. I freaking hate calling him, dude. >> Why? >> I mean it's hard in person, but it's harder over the phone. HE DON'T KNOW NO FREAKING ENGLISH. >> Que pasa, way? Say no good. >> Hello. >> Hello, boss. >> Miguel. Miguel, where are y'all at, dude? >> De casa? You you send you send us to DE CASA? >> AIN'T Y'ALL AIN'T AT DE CASA. NO, THE FREAK YOU AIN'T. I'M AT DE CASA. OKAY, BOSS. I'M AT THE HOUSE, MIGUEL. WHERE ARE YOU AT? >> CASA? We already tear down, boss. Already gone. House gone. >> Um Miguel, this house is still standing. SO, WHAT HOUSE DID you just demo? MIGUEL, WHERE THE FREAK ARE YOU AT? >> ESQUELA ROAD. You say go to Esquela Road, tear down house. >> Miguel, did you just say Esquela Road? >> We already try hard. We already TEAR DOWN HOUSE. >> [screaming] >> MIGUEL! >> WHAT? >> I SAID SCHOOL ROAD! >> WHAT THAT MEAN? >> NO! NO! WHY DID YOU TRANSLATE IT? >> [screaming] >> SCHOOL ROAD! WHOSE FREAKING HOUSE DID Y'ALL JUST TEAR DOWN? >> QUE PASA? >> MIGUEL, I'M STANDING IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE YOU SHOULD HAVE DEMOED. >> BOSS, WHY YOU MAD? >> SON OF A FREAKING GOSH [screaming] DANG IT, SON. I CAN'T TRUST YOU FOR NOTHING. Y'ALL Y'ALL FREAKING TACO BELL, WE'RE ALL GOING TO FREAKING LOSE OUR JOBS. >> THEY TORE DOWN THE WRONG HOUSE. >> WHAT'S SO FUNNY, CHRIS? >> THAT'S FUNNY. >> NO! WAIT, NO! >> ME NO COMPRENDO. I no I no say. >> OH OH, YOU [screaming] DON'T COMPREHEND THAT? >> NO, SIR. ME NO >> YOU'RE GOING TO COMPREHEND WHEN I SEND YOU BACK ACROSS THE BORDER. >> WHAT THAT MEAN? [clears throat] >> YOU FREAKING ME GO PUFF. WHAT THE FREAK IS WRONG WITH YOU? >> NO. ME NO NO. YOU YOU ME GET MONEY. >> DON'T EVEN ACT LIKE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, MIGUEL. DON'T YOU FREAKING DO IT TODAY. >> WHAT BOSS? >> YOU'RE NOT AS STUPID AS YOU FREAKING SOUND. >> I HANG UP NOW. >> MIGUEL, DON'T YOU HANG UP THIS FREAKING PHONE. >> BYE-BYE BYE-BYE BYE-BYE. >> MIGUEL! >> [screaming] >> SAY WHAT HE SAY OVER THERE. >> NO, HE HE talky talky talky. Just say, keep more trouble on it. Keep tear down. Tear down. We no done. >> So, what we going to do about that? >> What are we going to do? >> Uh yeah. What What are we What are we going to do? >> TO ACT LIKE MIGUEL NEVER EXISTED. That's what we're going to do. >> boss, we can't get away WITH THAT, BRO. >> YES, WE CAN GET AWAY WITH IT. I WILL PAY THEM CASH. THEY AIN'T GOT NO DAMN PAPERS. THEY AIN'T GOT TO THE GOVERNMENT. THEY DON'T EVEN EXIST. >> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW, BOSS. >> away with it, Chris. No, we we WE DON'T HAVE NO TIES WITH THEM AMIGOS, OKAY? >> WE CAN GET IN A lot of trouble IF SOMEBODY FINDS OUT YOU LIED. >> CHRIS. I KNOW. BUT IF I GET LOCKED UP AGAIN, CHRIS, BOSS AIN'T GOING TO HIRE ME BACK. AND THIS JOB IS ALL I GOT. I CAN'T AFFORD TO GO TO JAIL, CHRIS. >> THIS is actually why the crime rate is SO LOW. >> AND START DEMOING SOMETHING, CHRIS. >> START DEMOING? WHAT do you mean? >> OUT AND START DEMOING SOMETHING.

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