Headlamps

What happens here

Mrs. Dirt Monkey suggests headlamps as a gift. The creator considers them 'okay' but then humorously reveals his secret desire to be hit by a forklift to get a new one for free, implying their utility but perhaps not as an exciting gift. He mentions observing Menards forklift operators and jokingly questioning their training.

Goal: Suggest headlamps as a utility gift.