Best & WORST gifts to buy for the guy that has EVERYTHING!

all right you guys today we're gonna do something a little bit different this is dirt monkey Nikki is gonna go in shopping with me for the best presents to get your guy that is super hard to shop for because that's what she says about me yep okay all right and well we're gonna hit Menards first then we're gonna go to Lowe's and Home Depot in case you just don't have any one of the three around you we're gonna give it to you she's gonna pick out what she thinks is right and then I'm gonna pick out what I would actually really want but it's good all right yeah but one of the things we did agree on one of the best gifts that you can give your loved one is not a gift at all but it's a Memory yeah right and like a destination or something that just creates a memory and you never remember I mean think about it when was the last time you remembered a gift or a present you got you probably go back a year two or three years you don't remember but when somebody gets you like a gift or a destination it's a an event yes it's a completely different thing so let's go check out what they got here [Music] okay I found it and she even agreed with me on this one it's right here oh you found it I did I did find it you want me to hold the camera yes okay yeah okay here it is now you don't need to spend this much money on a toilet um but this is a bidet toilet and girls don't like these things what do you like it oh okay so I bought the cheap Amazon one for 25 bucks and it's just got a lever on the side and you crank that sucker up and I'll tell you right now guys when you wash your back crack you will thank me if you have never done one before girls don't like it but every guy my son-in-law's done it portable one or the one that's just the cheap even the cheap ones yeah Dan from tools in action got one yeah well yeah but when you get a good one it's a game changer and this is like way too expensive yeah but okay it's a good idea well that would be a good idea yeah but it's a great idea I'll tell you guys freaking love these things a lot more than you think they should maybe there's a cheap one on Amazon that's right I got the 25 one I mean it doesn't it's not heated and it's just you turn it down tornadoes up your keister but it's amazing okay so that's my first pick for these guys okay you got one yet no I like that pick okay cool all right now we're gonna let Mrs dirt monkey see if she can figure out what I'd like okay I gave that one away to you too fast I didn't think of it I did that's a good idea though because you just talked to Dan about it and no no I I just that's something I wanted a heated toilet a heat hot water the hot water one would be amazing but it's too hard I mean it's you got to plug it in and stuff it's not easy to hook up there's just a heated toilet seat just to heat it no you need the the squirter you gotta have the squirter they had a front squirter and a back squirter at the Trump Tower one yeah did you ever use it did you actually use the squirter yeah yeah very clean very clean it was warm now you know a lot more about me and Mrs monkey than you ever wanted to know me because that didn't take very long okay what Irish Spring soap you like Irish I love Irish Spring salt that's a that would be an amazing stocking stuffer that is a manly scent it's not we're not going to Bed Bath and Beyond and getting a bunch of froofy crap that and uh the original Old Spice and I know I'm probably dating myself but those two things right there if you need a stocking stuffer I would highly say that though we'll just wrap it up as a present it's big ew that's so I mean candy really give can you really give soap as a present yeah I gave my kids a can of beans as a present once I did didn't I what do I give you every year I would love that you get mad about well I don't know let's see that's the thing I don't remember what it sucks okay see see I hope they got the look just to get new size okay I got another one but I don't know if you're gonna have it here or not but all right let's keep looking oh my God okay if you guys don't have one don't get a regular pillow I don't know about you guys but my head gets super hot at night I freaking hate it and they got these cool renew pillows and these things I like like them really hard it's nice [Music] kind of excuse me she gives me the look all the time um but they're kind of expensive right so we're looking at like 50 bucks for one of these things but you're gonna spend if you're an average guy six to six to maybe eight hours a night just like try that one yep and I like them the harder the better a good hard pillow and then what happened is those cool pillows to get a little hot after a while and you just lift your head up spin the pillow around and put your head back down you got a brand new cool spot phenomenal now I wouldn't recommend it on your whole bed because you can't flip pick your bed up and flip it around because those cool cushiony things they get as much as they're cool at first they're hot later right I don't know yeah well we got we got one of those those mattresses that are less whatever foam and yeah all right let's keep looking oh here we go okay so she's actually got some pretty good suggestions after all gun safe the gun safes are expensive yeah and uh but boy if you've got you got a gun collection nowadays it's an absolute must an absolute must and Menards always has a great selection of gun safes and they're almost always one of them is on sale some way shape or form Menards has this 11 off rebate like all the time oops sorry um so yeah a good gun safe goes a long way so if you're looking for your your guy that has everything and he doesn't have if he's got guns and doesn't have a gun safe he might not appreciate it as much at first but eventually I love my gun safe I need a new one actually something that I think guys might like okay a good set of pants really yeah you know I cook like once every three weeks and I don't like to clean the pan when I'm done you do [Music] what's so funny about that but a Panini Panini Panini which is a fancy way saying grilled cheese sandwich with a piece of lunch meat slapped in the middle and I found out that a good set of good pans cheap pans that just last that the guy can cook in and just rinse it just rinse it out and be done with it that may not be a great present but okay okay I haven't thought of that for you but well I got okay so let's be clear I have I have one so don't buy two we don't like a lot of pans maybe I'll take that last one back maybe not a pan candy oh candy is always a winner all right so you tell me about the pan thing like I love a good pan I just don't know if I'd love to get it as a present oh geez oh geez okay [Music] foreign [Music] okay so a snow blower okay I'm not gonna argue with you on that if a guy doesn't have a snow blower and you you get a nice snow blower a good a good piece of equipment okay what about a massage chair what do you think did that make a good present or not [Music] I mean it's kind of expensive though I mean geez this massaged here of course look at that toilet seat cover was a toilet was like 1200 bucks this massage chairs 900 bucks yeah but I would caution you about buying a massage chair from Menards yeah yeah what about uh one of those heat lamps for outside oh yeah those would be cool yup and if you're on the deck or something yep your guy likes to be outside and you know extend That season and he's in a cold area that's not a bad idea how much they are sure yep nothing wrong with that yep I eyeball these things all the time I guess the key and we got smokers here too but I guess the the key is like before a guy like me like I got everything and two of them under the sun right that's my point I don't use these for my work so I don't have to test them so I don't have any of them but when I look at this I'm like oh my God look at this I know it's 154 bucks and this one's 280. this one's 112 I'd say okay but or something yeah it's got a propane tank underneath it but yeah that's definitely okay you gotta really look for something that your guy just won by himself not work related just something outside of work today that's my two sons here's a nice selection of smokers so if he's into cooking and um [Music] they got the beefer I'm gonna look for it real quick Nick they got that little that little Broiler remember that Broiler I got it used to be 600 bucks and I seen they had one here back in the day for like a hundred and some dollars and all it was was a a broiler but from the top down so that the grease wouldn't fall onto the broiler it would go it was just this weird thing if I see it I'll show it to them all right foreign [Music] go anywhere [Music] yeah [Music] yeah I'd say this these tri-burst lights are amazing absolutely amazing I love those things I've got uh I got a different version of them than those man I love the fact that you can move them anywhere really slick this is the As Seen On TV aisle we kind of have that cool all the cool Gidget gadgets and rigmar rolls [Music] [Applause] [Music] Hot Tamales [Music] okay okay good call good call what'd you say stocking stuffers smellies for your car okay that's the one right there for you for me or or is there a good alternative I like vanilla that's pure girl okay for you for a boy I don't know new car smell no no no hi what's yours mine are black ice and pine but what's yours oh all right good Old Pine can't go wrong with the classics all right what are we up to next okay actually that's a good call I don't even know if they make them but a heated steering wheel cover like you can retrofit that'd be cool for a girl or a boy wouldn't it yeah so I don't know if you guys know if they make that let me know because that would be a really good present all right we're here all right we're here kind of awesome I love it when my wife says that um so no I would not want overalls but what I would want is what you got me I can't see you in here you got to bring those back don't don't they fix those for nope oh no those are the insulated ones yeah yeah yeah yes how long ago do you buy those for me I don't know it's five years six years ago really and I wear them I put them on November 15th and I take them off April 15th and those are the best a good set of insulated pants the guys may not be too excited about it out of the gate but every time they put them on and their legs are warm they're gonna thank you ladies oh not from here I like the hoodie ones insulated hoodie ones oh you do okay you do too don't you a company called tough duck makes the best flannel I've ever put on in my life foreign so warm like perfect you can tell when I grabbed the cart when my wife grabs cartons when I grab the cart we get really cooking huh good eye good good all right get it all right look at that I don't even know what this thing is I don't either but it's a light yeah it's a light and it stopped me where we're in my tracks if it's rechargeable hmm 29.97 I'd rather have that one than one of them big honking old school things why because it's just New School because it's cool school foreign [Music] you know those guys running the forklifts have like five minutes of training talk about the other guys that run the forklifts and the other stores these guys are like you're like how do you get certified to run a forklift inside of a store are we good are we good for Menards I think so unless you want to go through any power tools but you would show me that you like so we're gonna save that for the next video when we go to Lowe's where we had a little bit of a surprise but that's another story for another day in another video that's all we got for you on this one God bless go get them you guys and if you want to see more of Mrs monkey you gotta say show me more of Mrs monkey but in a good way see you in the next one guys