Intense Roasting and Name-Calling

that sir, I thought you were here to You see, Brian, with top-notch lawns, you have permanently burned an image into my brain that will never go away. I LAY AT NIGHT. I WAKE UP SCREAMING in bed because of that image. My wife, she hasn't gotten a good night's sleep in ages because of that image that's in my mind. I can't escape it. It haunts me. I see images of you scooting across your lawnmower in that pirate costume, going right through my living room and cruising through my brain. You've wrecked me, Brian, with top-notch lawns. And so for that, you my friend are the guiltiest of all. Johnny Mo. Fifi foe. Johnny Mo. What do you know, Johnny Mo? I'll tell you what I know about JOHNNY MO. I KNOW IF ONE MORE SON OF A [ __ ] COMES INTO MY office going, "Oh, do you know Johnny Mo? He's the greatest ever. I'M GOING TO PUKE ON THEIR SHOES. DAMN RIGHT. I'M SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THIS JOHNNY MO. NO MORE. That's what I'm calling it. I'M CALLING IT NO MORE JOHNNY MO. And I'm coming for you, Johnny Mo.