You Tube Roast of Geek, Kalfas, Top Notch and Johnny Mow

What you're about to see should have never been made and I highly recommend you do not watch it. Stop now and save yourself 3 minutes of your life. Otherwise, lately it seems some PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SPOTING OFF GOING OFF ON this and going off on that like they actually have something valuable to say out there. people. Oh yeah, you know who you are. All you little YouTubers out there thinking you've got the information. You got the lowdown. You got the knowhow. Oh, I'M GOING TO TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, YOU DON'T KNOW JACK [ __ ] BROTHER. YOU HAVEN'T BEEN WHERE I'VE BEEN. YOU HAVEN'T BEEN IN THE TRENCHES. YOU HAVEN'T DUG DEEP AND FELT THE PAIN DOWN INTO YOUR SOUL. THAT'S RIGHT. Geek to freak. Where have you come from? Oh, you had some crooked teeth and now they're straight. WOO. WHO CARES ABOUT THAT? KEITH, come fast. I MEAN, KELLFAST. I don't even know WHAT THE [ __ ] YOUR NAME IS, BROTHER. WHERE DO YOU come from? Michigan. What do they do in Michigan? THEY DON'T DO JACK [ __ ] MICHIGAN, THAT'S THE ANSWER. I'M GOING TO TELL YOU RIGHT NOW. NONE OF YOU can hold a candle. I'm the man. That's where it is. I'm Stan the man with the plan that lives in a brown van down by the river. Okay, that last part didn't rhyme, but it didn't matter. No, because I know what I'm saying. And I don't care if you know what I'm saying because I don't really know what I'm saying. Do you think you're going to escape me, Brian, with top-notch lawns? Oh no, you're the guiltiest one of all because you have committed the greatest crime against all of YouTube. the day you mowed the lawn in the pirate costume. You see, that sir, I thought you were here to You see, Brian, with top-notch lawns, you have permanently burned an image into my brain that will never go away. I LAY AT NIGHT. I WAKE UP SCREAMING in bed because of that image. My wife, she hasn't gotten a good night's sleep in ages because of that image that's in my mind. I can't escape it. It haunts me. I see images of you scooting across your lawnmower in that pirate costume, going right through my living room and cruising through my brain. You've wrecked me, Brian, with top-notch lawns. And so for that, you my friend are the guiltiest of all. Johnny Mo. Fifi foe. Johnny Mo. What do you know, Johnny Mo? I'll tell you what I know about JOHNNY MO. I KNOW IF ONE MORE SON OF A [ __ ] COMES INTO MY office going, "Oh, do you know Johnny Mo? He's the greatest ever. I'M GOING TO PUKE ON THEIR SHOES. DAMN RIGHT. I'M SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THIS JOHNNY MO. NO MORE. That's what I'm calling it. I'M CALLING IT NO MORE JOHNNY MO. And I'm coming for you, Johnny Mo. Keith Calfass, I have some news for you, brother. Nobody tunes in to see your videos to see what you have to say. All we want to know is what's happening with Mrs. Calfast cuz she is way beyond your league, my friend. We all know you probably have her landscape employee trapped in a closet somewhere and you're probably shoving little snackins underneath the door to keep her going. The best thing you ever did was marry that woman and you better hold on to her tight. Mr. Cal Road Geek Keith Brian Johnny, keep it real, my friends. Don't ever stop what you're doing. You keep on inspiring us. You keep on teaching us. You keep on sharing with us and we'll keep tuning in. YouTube, all of us, we owe you a big debt of gratitude. And for that, I thank you. I hope you've enjoyed what I've done. It's not really in my normal character. I gave it a best shot. Have a good one, my friends.