Diagnose Dead Battery and Get Jump Start

checkout so we started to get gas and i didn't unhook the fan while it filled up where i went in to pee and stuff because i figured well whatever you know and then we we're only there for five minutes or so five six minutes not that long let me come back out fire the car i believe and i won't leave first gear so i'm like great it says we're going 158 miles an hour on the hp tuners i'm thinking great it's probably a wire cut or something so we pull off here to like you know check the wire so i shut the car off whatever check it everything seems fine i think oh well i don't know what's on the battery we hook it back up see if it goes away won't start long story short we're stuck here i'm pissed i'm tired of this car it's done nothing but bend me over for seven years i have to call somebody get a jump probably aaron i'm about this close to putting this car on ebay yeah i if someone came to me with a lot of money and it was enough of it it would be gone i'm tired of this car it's not fun and it does this to me consistently over my whole life one thing has remained the same this car has disappointed me time and time again i was just sitting here i called like the one guy that i thought would have a jump pack near here and he didn't pick up and then you pull pauline what's your name i'm cody cody with the evo pulls in here to save the day and he has jumper cables are you kidding me that's i always keep jumper cables i should really learn something from you i mean it's really my fault but i'm still going to blame the car because it's going to be over for forever we're on the way to the dyno which i don't even know if i want to go now so ironically i wrecked my car the other day so this car sits in the garage this car is big turbo big ejectors big fuel pump it makes like 600 horsepower and i have to daily drive it again and this thing is the biggest pain to drive and now it's saving the day usually well that's pretty cool is that your instagram on there yep cody the man go tell him we said thanks i could tell the fan picked up as soon as he did that like it i must have just had enough battery just to leave the garage with a half dead battery