Demonstrate 'Universal Adapter' Settings

What happens here

The host demonstrates a garden hose nozzle, which serves as the 'universal adapter' for the 'Yard Bidet Deluxe'. He cycles through and describes various settings including 'Soaker', 'Mist', 'Cone', 'Center', 'Flat', and 'Jet'. He comically assesses each setting's effectiveness for personal cleaning, concluding that the 'Center Shot' is the optimal choice for proper cleansing, while dismissing others like 'Mist' (doesn't clean enough), 'Soaker' (too much), 'Cone' (way too much), 'Flat' (not applicable), and 'Jet' (too powerful, jokingly capable of knocking a cat off a fence post).

Goal: The host showcases the various spray patterns available on a standard garden hose nozzle, humorously evaluating their suitability as a 'universal adapter' for bidet-like functionality.