Special Reading of Night Before Christmas...THAT FIX IT GUY STYLE!

A very special reading of the night before Christmas. Fix a guy style. Tis was the night before Christmas, when all through the house, I sprayed lots of peppermint to get rid of every mouse. The batteries are charging by the tool bench with care and hopes that we will find more work in the new year. The droopids were nestled all snug in their bins, while visions of drilling holes danced in their heads. And Miss Fix it with her ear plugs and me and my Fix it guy cap. We had just settled down for a long winter's nap. When out on the lawn, the mower had started. I sprang from the bed. I thought Miss Fix it had farted. Away to the window, my eyes and a fog. My neighbor outside was mowing my lawn. I hit the window and I threw up my hands. What a great gesture of charity among friends. Remember this Christmas, if Santa don't come. Still laugh and love and have lots of fun. For this is the time to share your life. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night. Merry Christmas, happy holidays to all that don't celebrate that. Please enjoy, be safe, be responsible and we'll see you again real soon. Tis was the night before Christmas. When all through the house, I spayed, I spayed, I spayed and neutered my pets. Including the mouse. There's my Bob Barker moment, right? Don't forget to spayed and neutered your animals, people.