First Burnout and Reaction

was back in the old days when you didn't really have like phones that did everything so he had a pda and he had a work phone and i think the pda was his work no his pda was his workflow and then he had a home phone that's what it was so i got a phone call at four o'clock in the morning from the pda and i'm like holy crap what's going on so i get the phone i'm thinking he's dying why would he call me at four o'clock in the morning and i hear nothing but a little rattling and some breathing i'm like holy crap dave dave dave dave no answer and i'm thinking he's like dead on the side of the road or something freaking out so i get out of the get out of bed and i go get my other phone to which hit us anyway i call his other phone and he answers and i'm like what's the matter he goes what do you mean what's the matter you called me freaking me out before in the morning like no you called me at four in the morning and he's like i'm sleeping i said well your pda just called me and he goes pday's in the car wait a minute he goes he looks out the window he comes back and he goes smash and grab they broke the windows out of the truck oh yeah this is the bag of artifacts there's some broken glass in there a golf tee a sword those are pegs from um um you sunk my battleship oh we were wondering what those were we have to stay on the sun i'm roasting come over here it's 9 000 degrees yeah those are used my battleship