My Mom and Sister React to 600HP Turbo Yukon XL: The SAME One We Rode Around In 15 Years Ago!

that was funny i freaked you out yeah you did never done a burnout and i don't know how to do a burnout how long do i hold it down as long as you want do i press it all the way to the ground oh you might be wondering why is she eating a cookie well next on the uh the memory reunion tour for uncle rob is my mom hey my mom and she showed up with a plate of cookies as always people would recognize me if i didn't even play cookies did you ever drive this thing around whenever dad had it um not driving it so much as i'm sure that the passenger seat will fit my rump perfectly because i sat so many hours in that seat that i'm sure it's all me i remember many hours it'd be you two and then the dogs would be on top of all of the gear in the back seat i have the cutest picture of roxy and sparky with their little heads right from the back seat of this thing you want to see something cool yes i want to see something cool what on earth why did you put that in there i didn't valerie did how do you know because those are her stickers she remembers them i totally get that that's hilarious what does that hold for spare tire that's the spare tire crank hole so she must have been like being a total blonde i don't know why how that can be a spare tire what are we doing with this like put like a metal thing and you just like spin it and it like spins the tire down that's how you lower the spare tire tires up underneath yeah i did not know this yeah not if i had ever gotten flat i would just call triple a so it mattered oh my goodness i didn't even know what that was for that's funny and all these are from your road rally thing yeah that's race week you had to put those on there who haven't taken them off yet very cool did you tell me you found glass too yeah broken glass do you want to tell that story well i was home with the kids and daddy was traveling and at the time this was back in the old days when you didn't really have like phones that did everything so he had a pda and he had a work phone and i think the pda was his work no his pda was his workflow and then he had a home phone that's what it was so i got a phone call at four o'clock in the morning from the pda and i'm like holy crap what's going on so i get the phone i'm thinking he's dying why would he call me at four o'clock in the morning and i hear nothing but a little rattling and some breathing i'm like holy crap dave dave dave dave no answer and i'm thinking he's like dead on the side of the road or something freaking out so i get out of the get out of bed and i go get my other phone to which hit us anyway i call his other phone and he answers and i'm like what's the matter he goes what do you mean what's the matter you called me freaking me out before in the morning like no you called me at four in the morning and he's like i'm sleeping i said well your pda just called me and he goes pday's in the car wait a minute he goes he looks out the window he comes back and he goes smash and grab they broke the windows out of the truck oh yeah this is the bag of artifacts there's some broken glass in there a golf tee a sword those are pegs from um um you sunk my battleship oh we were wondering what those were we have to stay on the sun i'm roasting come over here it's 9 000 degrees yeah those are used my battleship game pieces did we ever play that in the back seat driving places version of it of course you did okay well now that's why we kept that because we didn't know what it was and now we know that's what it is check oil level it's fine brake is still uh light at least yeah that is always on i was on when i got it why are we digging because there's got a million lights on okay when does it stop digging do you move your seat around or anything oh i'm good just like where it was before okay service four wheel drive doesn't matter you can put the put your window down get some okay from airflow because i still haven't fixed the ac for race week yet which i'm regretting it needs to be done oh dear look oh my god oh my gosh another baby look at that a baby your baby oh we don't want to do anything that scares though you're not gonna do it here anyway oh that's nice it doesn't wiggle around no well it does if you do it slow if you start slow enough and it goes through first gear it'll start to squeal and break traction a little bit okay but once you already have momentum it's not going to spin okay girls are way back there valar's probably trying not to run my car [Music] much better when somebody else is not although somebody else driving very scary it's better it's it's it's floaty but it's solid well i'm not turning either yeah you don't need to turn i don't have to do that don't look at me looking weird no i'm just fun that's not as bad but you're driving it yourself what do you think she's thinking i think she's probably peeing her pants like actually are you excited to drive it yes i am i haven't driven it yet i've never driven but actually like we had it before because i could never drive when it was like our family car so it's impossible to not like this thing everybody who drives this is just like it is so fun it's not even that incredibly fast either like it's probably as fast as your car is but it's just the thrust yeah it's just different because it's coming out of this thing with this view and the seat being all squishy and stuff is just like this is something different like being on a roller coaster yeah that's that same that gut feeling but yeah yeah you're controlling serious man you really have to hang on because that's pushing me back into the seat i like like if my white knuckles i'm sure i'm like squishing you can stop here and floor and see how it squeals it'll spin a little bit but if it starts to spin you can just let off the gas and it'll okay ready but start from a complete stop no start complete stop yeah behind me ready complete stop and one two three go yep yes that's no good oh i laid a patch i can see it yeah that's the purpose of four-wheel drive is it doesn't do that oh my god okay oh i get it i wanna do it again though okay what am i burning your tires that let's find that that's fine like big brake stands kill the tires but that does take rubber off but it's not it's not like a plane no it's not like yeah okay that was a little scary this makes 530 horsepower at the rear wheels wow wow that's a lot i know that's a lot the escalade makes 1700 wow holy crap what does a normal escalade make um like maybe 350 and uh i like better just going fast from a normal thing stopping is scary oh that's fun why don't they make more cars like this this is really fun you're telling me oh my gosh i like it i feel like i'm like paying for an amusement ride wow that's seriously fun okay let's get valerie and she hasn't driven it has she [Music] maybe i won't have her do that why because she might lose control yeah i don't know if she knows what to do in that scenario yeah i saw you like do the oh jesus when i started lose control you don't know if someone's gonna like yeah that's where people get stupid as that starts to happen and they don't register or they don't think they have to let off but you let off the gas and it you're you're fine yeah like that's fun i can't do it without making a face i can't imagine what i look like because i'm like every time i hit the brakes i like help it oh it's cool i like it somebody could build this thing for probably seven or eight grand including the buying one wow so you can find these things so cheap if you look in the right place you can get one for a thousand bucks because everybody's got some molded yukon in their backyard they don't want oh that's really you've gone tahoe or something how many hours of work do you think is in this i don't know probably less than a hundred ah [ __ ] it it's really fun to do this on two lane roads and you could just blow people's doors off if they're like not ready that was so fun oh my gosh i feel that adrenaline do you see why people play wake up every day and don't want to do anything like this completely it's like drugs but not drugs it's fun it's fun i definitely have a convert convert that's fun well i liked my my 300 srt but i didn't beat the hell out of it like you do your cars but it wasn't this fast this is ridiculous it was probably about the same but this feels fast because it's so you're off the ground it's throws you back it makes all kinds of noise i throw you back i just am like launching into the back seat that's awesome okay i'll drive that one i actually really liked it it looked like you had a lot of fun i did i like the um the part i wasn't such a fan of was when it started when we started from the stop and it went fast and it kind of like got yeah that freaked me out a little bit but it's fun i think it's really you're enjoying much better in the driver's seat i gotta say it's a lot more fun when you're driving because it's very scary when somebody else is losing it but the the from the stopped thing to starting it that's when i got a loosey goosey that freaked me out i don't know that i highly recommend that because that you might even like end up with somebody's front porch all right so you're on deck it's disease yes all right don't kill anybody i've never driven this before no you were not anywhere close to being able to even pretend to drive it was this the car that you like sat on daddy's lap and drove down the neighborhood maybe i may have done it in this i remember doing in the one before this though too what was the one before this one looks like my white one yeah what were her facial reactions like very interesting you're gonna like that video i think it's gonna be better than than daddy and uncle rob because yeah they're both very stoic yeah she's uh they're just like this is fun she's like oh this is great she drove my escalade when it had the lsa supercharger on it you remember that yeah that was a lot of fun i enjoyed that this is a little bit slower but it might be more fun because of just the turbo noises yeah it you know you like flip the gas and you hear the blow-off valve and everything it just sounds cool and if it starts to spin just let off the gas yes i haven't driven anything class in a really long time because you haven't been here were you expecting that level of thrust when you pulled out of there no i like the noise too it sounds really cool when do you get over the hillcrest wow yeah it's very loud it's very loud this sounds way cooler than i was expecting how does it compare to my escalade honestly i'm liking it better in terms of like the handling and stuff maybe actually maybe it's kind of like older i'm like not as scared as gonna like break or something which i know sounds contradictory but it's like i'm not worried about it because it's already like a piece of junk in a way it's already a piece of junk well your escalade was shiny and nude stuff plus i'm used to turbos more so than superchargers turn off that's true your car's factory turbo yeah so you're used to the way the power comes in so you know when you hear the turbo come in you are more prepared for it just the way it drives that does make sense this makes a lot of torque yeah like you don't have to be flooring it to get it to move yeah yeah i really like that just feeling out the difference of the supercharger versus the turbo i'm i'm liking the the difference and i definitely favorite turns it towards the turbo can i start it from just makes 100 less horsepower too it gets it'll make a lot more this is just the beginning of uncle rob just the beginning you know it was spinning yeah okay i just wanted to make sure because it's starting to go like this and you're just like most people do not know that the back of the car is not connected to the road anymore i was aware the other times i did it it wasn't doing that yeah okay that was intentional just want to make sure yes i don't want to end up in a field i felt it i feel that was funny i freaked you out yeah because handling a car that's spinning is different than this because most people have never experienced significant thrust or wheel spin in a suburban it's just a different it's like driving one of these is not like driving a car it's just different yeah well i feel like i did donuts in that truck and driven the escalade and stuff i feel like i actually have more experience with powerful big cars than small cars two two two i guess that's true because my car is small but it's not like it's that powerful oh your car what like 14 4 or 14 3 yeah quarter mile yeah she's actually raced before yes i drag raced my car leave a comment if you want to do a video on cc yeah she really wants to have her car be on a t-shirt for completely selfish reasons and i'm not afraid to admit that i really like how it looked it was the ambient turbo sounds yes the air is very airy i like it too because factory turbo vehicles don't really do that yeah they do a little bit but not like an aftermarket big turbo car does floor it brings the relief to my body like i haven't had say that louder so that they could hear it it brings a relief to my body that i haven't had in a long time that's what she said it just so happens to be that that's my sister saying that which is weird but still that's what that's what she said so uncle rob brings a relief to your body oh my god i'm also well i'm not gonna tell you what i'm gonna do oh god okay good yeah well i'm okay now wow that was something else was it fun yeah fun i had my eyes closed the whole time [Music] as soon as you started getting sideways i knew she was having a panic attack could you hear her screaming over the engine no yeah i could oh you're in there she did when somebody else is driving you don't know what's going to happen and you started going toward that thing and i thought you're gonna hit it it's okay i'm fine that was fun yeah let's not do that again i want to do my own burnout okay so i can like see what it feels like okay i'll get you lined up i'm almost crying hold on a minute you really need to cry [Music] i don't like roller coasters either oh jesus mary and joseph what did you do i just made a couple circles god you remember when i took you for a ride in the escalade with a supercharger and you threw up in your mouth i remember that yeah see that's why i wanted to do this i knew it would be a good time it kind of happened almost again my god this is what we just did here yeah you know i used to do this all the time i know that's why i never watched i couldn't watch it's like you would you wouldn't had any fun it might have been around trump are you excited no are you gonna beat dave well i'm not gonna am i gonna know i haven't got any like room to go there's no way i'm meeting dave i don't think you i don't think you would have the the guts to like do that because it's gonna start to go sideways and then you'll be like ah and then you'll stop it's gonna start going sideways i mean it wants to i mean the wheels are trying to push and the run is stopping so it's going to want to go you know you just hold it straight and if it starts to like you're driving in snow except it's louder okay service ride control i don't worry about that no it's fine okay no it's all good so put it yeah that's fine that's always on put it in put all the way down to one i said transmission hot again but screw it you're only gonna do a little one okay one more burnout on transmission hot never hurt anybody right i was making a joke it's fine no just do it okay well how long do i hold it down as long as you want do i press it all the way to the ground the brakes yeah the the gas or just a little bit should put on a little would you what upcoming oh my god i want one that is adorable oh my god that's fantastic you should do burnout do you want to spin it around i just want to do a burnout first okay we'll just hold it and then floor it until it'll be fine we're gonna shut it off right after this so just do your thing you see you're looking at the mirror seeing the tires going what am i doing oh [Music] yeah i've never laid a patch in my life really have a little cry it's the adrenaline except you can stop any time you want okay this is the visual representation of the transmission right now oh yeah and there it goes it doesn't say anything about hot now oh you cooled it off oh no it's still hot we're fine we go for a cooling drive uh yeah or we could just shut it off okay like drive it back down there and you have to put it back in park first sorry yeah well we'll park in the shade down there well that was fun nice now that pause the unit's working good i could drift that thing we're gonna do that i'm gonna have to drift it break something doesn't smell like roasted nuts it smells hot in there you smell nuts can you smell how hot it is yeah it smells like melting things okay plastic is that what it is we break anything nope i thought once you like got it going and then you stopped i thought you were going to chicken out but then i saw you look in the mirror and you go what am i doing and then you just went i couldn't tell if i was supposed to put my gas on or the break or what was the deal so i got the hang of it i have to do another one before because then i don't know i kind of got the hang of it i could do it it's a good job mm-hmm very scary i definitely feel the adrenaline rush for sure are your knees shaky no my my hands are feeling i feel twitchy like i had too much caffeine that's good that's what the feeling is that's that's the feeling that when you drive a fast car and it does that and then you want more of it that's that's the essence of the drug of all of this okay i think i understand that's what i said we were getting out of the car i said so this is i get this this is kind of like that after the roller coaster feeling except you don't have to wait in line to do it and you can hop on your roller coaster and drive it productive places throughout the day and i that i would do it would my car do that burning out thing no you have all-wheel drive so it has to be two-wheel drive yeah this is four-wheel drive yes but i put it in two-wheel drive oh that's selectable yeah gotcha it smells hot poor thing yeah i guess all i wanted to do was take kids and puppies to grandma's house and now look what they did to me was uncle george ever gonna get turboed um i don't think uncle georgia get a turbo it'll either get a supercharger nitrous but it's already gonna the engine for uncle george makes 200 more horsepower than this with no boost or anything else really yeah it's just an engine just the plain old engine makes 840 horsepower wow she would be even more scared of the noise it makes yeah because that thing is going to sound like a freaking a gravedigger it's going to sound like grave digger there is not a red-blooded american that would not hop in this thing and think damn it i want one that's the truth that is the truth this is just so suburban mom you can't believe it does all that yeah this thing it's so simple too that's a forced performance 7275 turbo it's like 900 um that's boosted blood kyle's old intercooler that was probably 50 new and he bought it 16 cars ago well you were underneath doing stuff what did you do underneath it we had to change the transmission because because the stock one and it sucks okay it blew up for five times you florida that'll melt that's just they all do that so it's got a four lady in it which is from like a 2500 heavy-duty truck why was it saying it was hot then because it was hot okay it was hot the transmission cooler is down here and i never got around to putting a fan on it so if we're not moving it's not cooling makes sense i thought get it in shade and this engine is not touched at all this is how the engine came this is the same thing that took me to football practice to vacation all that stuff it just has the turbo slapped on it and it just 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