Outlaw Track Grudge Racing: Turbo Yukon Uncle Rob FINALLY Races & Candyman Calls Out NFL Players

He is scared. He got that signing bonus. He's okay. He's a good man. He paid off. Finger the glory hole. Oh, man. We don't have to go back for the truck and trailer. Then we did something wrong. Oh, he's repping. Hell yeah. Belly. Let's go. I see you coming in here with the backwards facing GoPro. You don't want to pick races you're going to win. Hey, we parked the truck anyway, you know. Oh, all right. I told him I'd give him the hit. So, it's yellow belly time with Uncle Rob. Let's freaking go. Oh, boy. Oh, we got plank, too. This could either be really good or really bad. Let's find out. Well, it's pretty normal except it makes like awesome turbo noises when you put your toe in it. Well, we made it. Uncle Rob is at the people's track. What's your prediction? Do you think it's going to survive? No. Yeah. Push it to its limit. That's what we're going to do. Oh man. We don't have to go back for the truck and trailer. Then we did something wrong. That's my thought on that. You are absolutely right. RIP 4L60. You've shift your last one two shift before we came in here. Candyman Baylor's parked up there. Not sure exactly what's going on. First order of business, unplug the fans because they're not hooked up to anything yet and it'll kill the battery. Also, close the hood. Nothing to see here. Nothing to see here. Am I really letting this happen right now? That's a really weird luck. Oh no. Oh no. You're making it worse. Just Just draw the tip. It' be done. Get off. Oh man. Super tuner. Tanner. What are we going to do about this transmission? Send it. Send it until it breaks. Do you want to put up? Thank you. Hey, holler. I'll holler at you in a second. Sorry, I didn't mean to ignore you. That was a tune. You scared my tune off. Oh, we'll get him. We'll got more. Or is Ronald want to send us here? Did you put more ignite in it? No. I didn't want to mess with the ratio. Okay, we got enough in it. Sure. Hey, riv it up for We're going to blow our cover here. [Music] Got an exhaust leak. Yeah. I don't know what it is, dude. I didn't even weld this downpipe. It's all tacked together and it doesn't even leak. It's I love it. It sounds so good. Problem. You got to check engine light. Well, the airbags on it. Service ride control. I don't know what's going on here. It's a freaking disaster. There's a big dong. Cut the line. Let's go make a pass. There's a big dong in my hood. Oh, we are going to race Troy Palamalo and his dog. No [ __ ] way. We have to. You're just going to bend him over. That's awful. Poor guy. You missed it. I was like, "You guys want to race it or what's up?" And they were like, "No." Rocky's probably going to We got to race Troy Palamalo and his dog and give him like the 60 foot and the hit. That one? Yeah. Who is that? Troy Palamalo and his dog. Who is that? You not watching videos, bro? Oh, I don't know his real name. I just know he's awesome. Where's Troy? We want Troy. Oh, he ditched the hood. The dog's in there. The dog's in there. Yeah. Oh, well, he can't be far then. Where is Troy? We got to have Troy. Or your mama's mattress. Y heard. Y heard. Rashard's coming. I know, bro. We missed you so much. I'm using the camera now, too. Oh, sweet. Take off my license, though. Hey, why don't you come check something out here? This This is Uncle Rob. That's the one. Yeah, I seen it in the video. Yeah, Uncle Rob. Okay, let me throw a dick. It's her birthday. So, I can smell trans fluid. That's wet. That's paint. What? That's paint. What did you paint? The intercooler. 23. Straight up. 23. Damn. Okay. Wow. Who you racing? You got I want to race to Palamalo and his dog. Okay. What? Go easy on it on the first pass. I don't know if we know how. Make sure no one's looking. Murder squad can keep a secret. Don't tell nobody. There's a lot of them in the comments and they say murder squad watches the entire video. Shake and bake. Shake and bake. Met the magic man. Now you see me. Now you don't. Yeah, it doesn't stumble anymore. Now it just doesn't want to move. I think we wound I think we wounded it last night. It was It felt so fast at first, then it hit second and it was like Do I look How do I look in this? Like an Uncle Rob. You if I if I pulled up for the first date, picked you up in this. Yep. I'd be happy. Yo yo, how you doing? What's up? What's going on? Ron wants me to run that. Yep, we're going to run them. And he said, Ron Ron was like, "Bro, pull off to the side and race that thing." I was like, "It's a turbo 53, though." It's a stock transmission that's probably half dead already. Yeah. So, you're going to get the 60 ft and the hit. That with my spinning one tire on this super wet track. I doubt it. If you start spinning, I'll let up and leave you some more time. You're racing it or is he? I'm racing it. Okay. I saw him pulling up though. Rob, Uncle Rob is finally here. I'm so happy. And you get the inaugural maybe the only race on the 4L60. Dude, is it like is the chance that bad or is it Are you just worried cuz it's stock 460? I don't know. It's like kind of under a harder load it seems to be okay, but part throttle it like doesn't know what gear to go in. It seems like Oh, it's gear hunting like a Yeah. Does it have overdrive? Yeah. Can you turn it off? I don't know. I mean, maybe I should just click it up one, two, three myself. Yeah, do three on a tree. Yeah, I might do I might do that. Unless you miss a gear, then you'll suck, you know. But I doubt you'll miss a gear. You got to bring uh that thing over to the shop so we can link and lock your diff. Dude, I would love to. And then we could dyno it. You have to see my exhaust. I just did. You made a new exhaust? Yeah. I got I got long tube headers from a guy who's about to junkyard his Fox body for free. Really? Yeah. So, you have to see. I welded them on myself with a little 110. That's awesome. Oh my god. Do you know how much you're pushing? Like how much boost? Uh like 9 10 lbs. Something like that. We like nine or 10 lb. You okay? You if your trans doesn't blow, you should smoke. It's a 406. I know. But that's why I said if your trans doesn't blow, you should. So let's ask you the question. How many did you say? Six. I said five. Yeah, she said five cuz I said four. I said six. What? How many passes is the transit? Oh, that'll make it all night. No. You think so? We're talking about lifelong longevity of Oh, we can go like 2 weeks. It may not be happy, but it'll go down the track. It may not be good. I agree with you. I agree. That's why I'm not I'm like, it's going to smoke. She said if we don't have to leave and get the truck by the end of the night, we did something wrong. Oh, what do you want to do? Like, she wants to send this thing to the freaking moon. Just going up there littering, dude. I have no idea what it's going to do. I'm saying like 13s or 14s. Do you think it you think it's going to slip the whole way down and just barely get there? No. I I just don't I don't know. We'll see what happens. I'm optimistic. I mean, Elvis went like a 97 going into limp mode. It should be faster than Elvis. I don't know. I don't have high hopes for the 60 ft, but it should mour faster than 70. Oh yeah. Parts truck got some headers, So apparently Fox body long tubes will fit on an F350. Yeah. 50 at least. That's wild. I If you look on the passenger side, I cut the frame. Really? Yeah. YOLO. Parts truck anyway. You know, parts truck for the win. You think it's going to make it? Hope so. He has he hasn't built the trans so he doesn't know. We were getting ready and it shifted and it was like The middle was like, "Please don't get on it anymore. We have to go to yellow belly. We got to save it for the people at the people's track." There's no way. Okay. I was like, "Damn, you going to freaking make a pass. Going right now. Right now?" Yeah, we're going right now. Here goes nothing. Get her done, boy. Hell yeah. Her's not even going to ride. He's just going to see what happens. See, check out that fresh concrete. Yep. So excited. Everybody is so pumped. It's freaking allwheel drive. It won't I know. I'm not a even worth it. Everybody is watching. Yep. Everybody's watching. I wish we could get right now. You think you got him? Uh, Asa freaking one two solenoids there. I don't know. I think we do. I told him I'd give him the hit. So, Captain [ __ ] Hell yeah. Is Craig here? We got to get Craig back. Top flight Craig needs to be here. I wish he was here for this, but I'm just glad Murda's here cuz it's not the people's track without Murda. All right, here we go. We got him. I saw the red light. Wow, that was close. That could not have been any closer. And this transmission made sure of that. Did you feel it? It was like the whole time. Yeah. Wow, we did it. We did. I wonder what the time slip was. Bad. Do you think it was faster than Elvis? Honestly, no. I know the launch was not as good, but I think it was going faster at the end of the track. Maybe. I wasn't even looking at the speedometer. I was just looking to see if we were going to come around him or not. Let's see what it was. Riley Lane. Yeah. Okay. Yes, it was faster than Elvis, but we're not going to tell anyone what it was cuz this is a crutch truck. Okay, we ain't telling nobody nothing. It's stock. Don't ask questions. But I'm happy with this. Yeah, it didn't feel fast. It didn't feel fast. It didn't. Incredibly underwhelming. No, that was how long the pause was? Yes. That's how bad it was. Bro, you reeled him in. We going around him barely. I just saw the light come on. And I was like, "Oh yeah, I gave him looked good." I gave him a run. Let's see. We got to unplug the fans because hooptie problems. Good job. So, we got to discuss this race here. What happened? All right. I literally was gone and then you I have it on video. You came I came out probably by like two car links and then you flew by me and but like at the cone. Like if the cone was right here, I was right here. And then you were like, "So you you got the winner on that." And if we look at like what you won by, I bet it's like 01 or something like that. The margin on there was like 0.1. Oh my god. Yeah, cuz I think my side of the slip had the margin on it. I feel like you were playing with me. Like you were like, "Okay, this is this is about fine." And then you floored it and it like literally flew by. I was like I was literally watching you. I was, it was probably bad that I'm racing like that, but I was literally watching you and I was just like, "Holy crap." I was like, "Oh my god." No, the freaking the 4L60 was playing with you cuz it was like, "Oh, you know, we're not." Oh, second gear. No, not yet. Okay. No, we're just slipping over. Okay, now we're going. I was like, "Damn, bro. I'm so glad." Dude, that was so much fun. It's been a while, you know. Only going to go up from here. Oh, yeah. And we'll definitely figure out a way to get your diff welded, dude. That would I don't know how to use a MIG welder, but someone else at the shop does. Really? So, yeah, we'll figure out how to get that going. Who you going to race? The uh Chrysler behind. I think you got them. I hope so. You should have them pretty well cleared. This is S4, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Stage two. Oh, yeah. If I know they're quick when they're stock, right? St. This thing. Yeah. This is This car moves. It's fine. Yeah. You hopefully we'll take them. You got him covered, I think. Okay. [Music] Dwight's the man. See all this is new? Yeah. All new. No more rebar. Yeah. And this whole lane is new, too. Or not in here, but like up here. It's new. The concrete's literally like 3 days old. Dwight is about to make a pass. Who? Dwight Shroo. That's a That's a stage two S4. Yeah, he's he's going to scoot. He's going to roll it out. Oh, right here. All day. Dwight. Dwight. Dwight. Dwight. They put some new asphalt down here, too. Remember Baylor wore his helmet here and everybody made fun of him. That's just That's just what kind of track this is. Wait, say that again. Baylor, when Baylor first raced here, he wore his helmet and people made fun of him. He wore his Hans device, too, and I made fun of him. Oh, yeah. I made fun of him. He's excited to wear it, man. Get him, Dwight. Get him, Dwight. Oh, he got him. He got him. Dwight Shroo for the win. You can see he beat that guy. Hey, did you see the Chrysler? Beat him real good. Shoot Farms. She said the Chrysler had a Bentley logo on it. You know, people put them on front of the 300. Oh, no. We got a battle of the truckandos here. So apparently apparently truckondo is a lifestyle and not a descriptive word, but I don't care. A trucko is a thing. It's a lifestyle. It's an everything. It's everything you want it to be. Hey Baylor, suck it. He looks so hurt like he didn't know what to say. Give us the rundown on this track prep, John. What prep? What? What prep? Oh, is that a lightning? I bet I look like a total [ __ ] my hat on. You did. You did. What? What prep? What? What? You call this my day. We don't have this prep. What? 2003. Yeah, that's right. A whole two years ago. Well, I gave him too much credit. He was born in '04. A pretty sure the lighting has a Chevrolet motor. Dude, it does sound like it does. We're going to have to inspect that thing afterwards. We know he does if he stomps this guy. Man, that first gear was long. That sound like 480 first gear. That took forever. That's suspicious. What's suspicious? that F150 Lightning. You know, Baylor is part Canadian. His mom's from Canada. No way. That's why he can walk around in shorts. We should have made his South Park character a Canadian cuz like their heads are cut in half. Oh my god. Would that be so funny if he was a Canadian on his character? Canadian. The next round of shirts, you should have his head cut like that. A Canadian. It's a single mom. Just so you guys know, from now on, every single V6 Mustang is hereby referred to as a single mom because single moms love V6 Mustangs. He just lost his GoPro. I'm going for the Charger. You want the single mom to win? No, I'm not going for him, but I That's who's going to win. Oh. Brutal. What you saying about my mother? What? What were you saying about my mother? I said she's from Canada, eh? Yeah. Hey, Canadian. Go rub some maple syrup on your balls. Yes, I do. I thought you were going to say nipples. I'll do that too sometimes. Turbo truck. Turbo truck and a Fox body. That's Uncle Rob right there. That's like 3.0. Uncle Rob. I like that Fox body. It's clean. Still got stock wheels. Still got full exhaust. He's got a big moo hood. It's got all the makings for a legend right there. [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Look at the fender. Look what it says. Glory hole. Finger it, Baylor. Finger the glory hole. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? That guy straight up launched with his wheels pointed that way. He launched at the freaking I've never seen anything that stupid ever. What the heck was that? I didn't see it. He literally launched his wheels turned at the fence. Bad spot. God damn it. Wow. I think we should like make sure he never comes back here cuz that's some straight up non NDMF stuff. They didn't even look fast after I left either. Oh, we got the purple Charger uh with with the freaking gym shorts on the front. That's the sports brawl, sir. What? Sports Brawl. Hey, with one fog light. One one fog light. Yeah. Oh, that candy paint though. That That's why it's got the sports bra on. They don't want to chip the paint. Respect the paint. It looks really clean. It does. I mean, it really does. They should just take that off for this. I feel like it's on there all the time. It kind of defeats the purpose of having a cool looking car. Captain [ __ ] ready to rock with that mop. I'm going charger here. Oh, that was close. Did you hear the nitrous backfire on the charger off the hit on the charger? It popped right as soon as he stabbed it. Yeah, it wasn't a bad one, but you could definitely hear it. Mop king, the man out there killing it. Killing. Yeah, killing with the mop. The people's mop. The people's mop and the new people's concrete. New people's concrete. Oh, we got a fast car doing a test pass here. It looks like it turns blue. You're good. He just called for Pro Tree. [Applause] those short wheelbase things just sketch me out. I don't like anything about that. Give me the long boys for life. You ever see the one out here, the white one that says Pennywise on it? That one's sketchy. I think I have. Who's at the hood track races? Yeah, that one's sketchy. Yeah, he's got like big tires on, but they're like it's even shorter wheelbase. It's good to be back. Good to be back. I'm actually going to eat some tacos tonight. It's been about a month or so since I've had some. You've earned it. Someone actually said the video is like, "Damn, Mr. looking healthy." They know. I'm trying. I'm trying. They know. I've been doing a lot of cheating the last couple weeks. A lot of cheat at Texas 2K. Oh, I was cheating. Pizza, burgers, funnel cake, big beans and cheese, booty. Hey, good pass by the way. That was a pretty good first run. Yeah, I think that mean blue trunko is not happy about that one. White Challenger against the bluearu. Anti. I'm such a goober. I tell you what, man. Those things are pretty nicely tuned with a good clutch. It should be pretty well. I think half the Subarus are bluearus cuz they're all like that color. Left lane is green, right lane is red. I have to say that every time. If the green light goes on, the left lane won. Cherokee Jack taught him how. Look at Baylor standing up there. Baylor gonna race anything? Baylor, are you gonna race anybody? Yes. When? Waiting for a car. Rashard. Rashard. Grudge race. You You're going to grudge race? The Candyman versus NFL wide receiver. That's going to happen. Maybe. I don't know. He might just sit there all night and do nothing. How about you make a test pass so you're ready? How about you give Uncle Rob the back tire in the hit? Okay, I'm going to need more than that. Back tire. Nah, I don't know if you'd be able to captate that. Back tire hit and 60 ft. Oh, no, he didn't. He's got nitrous. Oh, the freaking actor has nitrous. Yeah. [Music] Does the school nurse have nitrous, too? Of course, it's a Chrysler. That looks like something a school nurse would drive. Something's going to break. Deep stage. More like a Toyota Corolla, but okay. It's a Maybe it's a private school. What the was that? Well, I'm not wasting any more SD card space. We brought Plank. What up? You ready to raise Candyman? Hell yeah. Say hi to Plank. They said you can park there for $10. What? $10. $10. Tell them five. How'd you get in there? I got five for you. You're being smuggled. Hustling me, man. You better take out Candyman. Yeah. Put him in Put him in his place. You know that. I got you. Oh, he got welds. Oh, he definitely getting right leg. Oh, man. This is my race car. That looks good. Hey, Wood. You your box was right there. Jeep was creeping. Yeah. Give me some time. I'll call you out. The fans aren't even wired up. I got to plug them in every time I get in there. I'm sorry. Look, the headlight didn't fit, so they heated it up and just melted. Ain't no way. Let me see. What the Yeah, look at the inside. You can see it on the inside where it pushes in. Oh my god. What is this? Does this thing Does this thing have tags, bro? Yeah. He's already missing fingers. You want to take the rest of them? He's not even paying attention. Like scrambled. Yeah, I saw him. What you did? Oh, Troy Palamalu and his dogs running. He's got the I don't know his real name. He just got long hair and he was tan, so I called him Troy Palamalu. People are just bored, huh? Oh, this thing's a legend on the on YouTube. That thing? Yeah. Oh, come on. Hold him off. Hold him off, Troy. Hold him off, Troy. Yeah, Troy got him. Glad he got one cuz we did him dirty last…