Outlaw Track Grudge Racing: Parts Truck, Single Moms, Ronnie vs Old Ford

oh the dude only wanted 500 and it was sitting in his backyard the whole time stapleton we're going to lose i don't know can the penny roll faster than a quarter yes he can he's there but he's not at the question okay i've given him a track in the hit half a track in the head we literally watched tacos fly out of a truckian single moms love v6 mustangs and she's in portrait mode stop it you're not white you justin bieber where's the mattress i'm gonna find out we are literally witnessing the birth of a legend here i'm racing grandma's mattress yeah we are back at the people's track hopefully well definitely there's some nonsense going on here we just have to go find it lucky part is uh everybody got back from tx2k later than they thought so we couldn't take uncle rob even though uncle rob is ready to race minus some tuning that's why i can't take it without super tuner tanner being here so he is ready next time we will be racing uncle rob but right now we're just going to go up to the line say some dumb stuff watch some races and see what happens so pretty much this little toothpick out here with a little booty barely anything level she come up she's standing on the barrels starts on butter in her pants there's a sensor bar isn't it yeah maybe we can make it happen again i don't know she's over there back there we just got to get his truck out here so we can know this is our flight he went upstairs she started clowning on mama's uh mama's bed struck she started clowning on her and he was trying to clap them cheeks the whole night and he over here catch you straight he is the red light means the right lane one the green light is the left lane i feel like i have to say that beginning of every video so no one complains about stuff so see there you go she barely even got titties around you gotta [Music] hey let's go to the other side here oh we got is bikes the legend hey ronnie what do you think about slider clutches i need one you need one one i would never ever want to do that and ronnie's like 62 just out there wheeling blows my mind oh we got like a ats versus a red truckiando looks like a silverado yeah it says the superscroll one ss yeah that's the thing this one got it though you think the ats is gonna get it i think so i don't know i think i've seen this ats before it's not that quick is that that quick no oh he's got his girl in the car too you going with chucky on down yeah is there like a what is a truckiando what's the definition of truckiondo yeah that's what they call them but it's like those guys that be driving the lower trucks yeah yeah it's all good so if it's lowered it's a yeah yeah here's the question so it's not the driver it's the truck yeah the truck makes him look like a tapachi okay yeah okay yeah so like if i drove a lower truck i'm not a taco no yes i watch it i don't know so that's got that's lowered but it's got stock wheels on it's not a truck yonder yeah he throw candle yeah okay that one that one that one's quick yeah this trick is pretty quick is that no camera cut that just means it won't spin yeah so there you go yes yeah it doesn't do a burnout yeah like no game of god i like to make chucky on no jokes and stuff i hope everybody knows that i'm just doing it because it's like funny it's like i'm not i'm not being a jerk it's like it's funny he just got waffle stomped [Music] you're not supposed to use that yet why not because it's for future stuff feel like we have our bonus footage now i'm gonna start doing bonus footage at the end of every video guess we'll just have to wait and see what what'd you say i said i'd be going to check me to my truck i have a loading truck and then like knock in my cup what's a car where does that come from okay i mean just a mexican i don't know like a mexican saying i guess you could say mexican joke basically like him like he's a he's like who rupert yeah that guy no no no no rupert but the guy in the white choice oh the white truck okay yeah i thought you're talking about your mama's mattress right there i'm learning so much here i need to know what they mean so i use them correctly [Applause] [Music] so we just have a lower silverado here it's not a truck but he's not in the question okay okay we're figuring this out yeah linguing to the people's track and that feels pretty interesting [Music] yeah i'm going with this guy this one yeah [Applause] he got nitro he's gonna win toothpaste for the win so for your own reference toothpaste was a truck yondo but he's not a tequanchi because he wasn't mexican so a white guy can still have a truckiando i guess according to them interesting yeah the more you know so there's like a whole framework to all of this and i'm just doing my best to figure it out but you're not watching are you a poser i don't know let me relay that question i got a question what's up if you have a truckiando but you're not at the quantity are you a poser are you a what a poser what's that like a fraud i don't know he says you are so you got to be at the cuate to have a truckiando or you're a fraud okay yeah i guess you could say i feel like we should go and have a poll establish like some rules here yeah right the people's track the people's rules what do you think um i'm gonna go with the camaro yeah now that would have been an appropriate scenario for hazards if you really wanted to but i mean a trailblazer bro that's probably why he didn't is this a truckiando yeah he stole candle yeah okay we got another truck you all know against i don't know yeah there's a lot of torque [Applause] [Music] yeah i don't think stands for trucks yeah they want to look good they're golf cars with beds all they could tell is a box of ritz crackers downhill [Applause] you got truckee on the bumper yeah that's that bumper the super sport silverado bumper yeah is that a telltale sign of a truckiando yeah i've got one of those yeah i mean not not specifically you know but i can tell because i know what kind of bumper that is yeah yeah no two i think he's gonna win though the ritz cracker hauler got it done i wonder if your mama's mattress is racing oh we got a quiet charger against the yellow challenger oh he got the red lights yellow lights green lights oh my god he's got all the colors wow oh my gosh blue did you see that his headlights make all the colors rainbows it's so cool i wish i had headlights like that i don't i used to have headlights like that i just don't plug them in anymore oh my god they were oh they're they're yellow oh they're green oh i can't even keep up i'm confused what are they oh my god they're teal your favorite my favorite i think he's got the backwards facing gopro we'll see what he's gonna do here is he gonna get any useful footage yep you got useful footage on that one you know what people like that do they point their gopro backwards lose three quarters of the races they do and then only post the quarter that they want i'd be holding the bed that's what's going on here oh my god we got someone's grandma pulling up the line what is going on here i think margaret might be lost it's totally a barb a barb it's more of a barb well let's go profile the driver see what they look like what's going on here i don't even know i can't even see i don't know well old barb is frying tire just one tire though i still can't see the driver you know what doesn't matter the car's name is barb i think someone took graham's ride for a joyride dude i can see little john driving one of these oh you got some old got some old tires on there man that stinks any time flight security business going on today um it's just last night that's a different car [Applause] so you're telling me after that there's no more top flight craig i mean y'all can follow me on snapchat for instagram but i'll say snapchat cause i don't kill this guy but not for dudes huh you got snapchat but not for any dudes hell no help girls get them up hit them up i'll go [Music] he got around him yeah no more top flight craig this is crap this is top flight craig's last day hey where's the bigger and better thing where's the mattress oh she parked over there i'm gonna bring it out oh hell yeah a truck i can't tell if it's a trucking honda or the quantity yet it's just a truck it looks like a truck this gto looks very unsuspecting with its flat hood look what's gonna get you gonna get gapped yeah 300 shot truck yonder's fast i'll take your word for it i haven't seen him run yet [Music] you're a redneck yes i speak english that's spanish that's the difference [Music] english is your primary language yeah okay yeah you're you'll be right next come on man i got tastes full texas oh yeah big beans and cheese for win god damn right by the gods grace of glory the south will rise again this guy's taking forever please don't put that on here [Music] hey we see some pretty messed up stuff here and it's all part of the game so true there is a bleep button right yeah all right i have to do it all of that you just made craig quit hey you got to foot raise somebody on your last day oh that's true that is true the whole track first give me the 64. being asleep yet yeah he got that useless pitch ball though [Music] sounds cool yeah spongebob squarepants i'm ready i'm ready i'm ready he's ready he said he got the truck [ __ ] which one which one uh i'm going eco boost on this one all day hey where's captain [ __ ] at he's like standing over there we're missing out on the action here this is a subpar mopping hey hey you've got a turbo instrument yeah oh you'll be coming over here yeah it'll it'll be here in due time thank you this mob job is just [Music] it's about that egg you get squidward with the tomatoes out here you guys girl in the truck too she looks bored as hell and she's in portrait mode stop it oh man eagle boost is slower than we thought but he's still gonna take it home what i swear there's like an optical illusion here you ever notice that sometimes this lane looks like it's losing and then it wins anyway looks like he got rammed dirt what's in the other lane a white mustang there's a white mustang in the other lane i don't know if it's v6 v8 ecoboost or what it's something though oh yeah that mustang gonna get gapped oh maybe not i thought that was a like an ecoboost car but it's a 5-0 this could be a tight one logic says the mustang will probably win he gave him the hit he gave him too much hit if you're gonna give someone the hit you watch the other lane you don't watch the light like you can give them the hit but you don't give him a lot oh he burned out through the water pit did you see him bounce are you having fun crushing your can what is the fight happening [Music] what's going on over there i don't know you don't know he feels yeah he was drunk oh yeah that guy's plastered he's the kind of guy who pees on the ground when everyone's standing there hit them as soon as he launched did you see that yeah that's a load of crap don't do that he didn't even win by enough to make it worth it either you need to find a trash can are you having some fun with that i want to throw it away all right let's plan a trash can you're in a new post today a new post today why's that nobody else here to do it nobody else here to do it what the heck just me there's someone else mopping up there and they like they don't hold a candle to your mopping he just takes him up and he steps on it yeah like what is that like you you got the you know like you got that figured out he's just stepping on it slow yeah yeah noob stuff literally looks like he didn't do anything i figured you guys would notice that on fire right away they're gonna figure it out well the marshmallows here with his butt lightyear tires um oh look who it is look who's here where the hell is he he's down there oh you're out in houston you demand enjoy palamalu where's your dog up in the stands oh really yeah it's another watching yeah my girlfriend's watching it oh she way too much you gotta like keep the weight down this time i guess what's up i'm racing i'm racing grandma's mattress your mama's mattress yeah your mama's matching that's like everything's grandma i can't imagine grandma's mattress gets too much action but you know maybe getting worn out for 60 years makes it squeaky too exactly two how do you think you got here i don't think i got here well i mean they don't do that when they're grandmas though i'll race you with her car my dad watches these videos and if he saw my car going down here he would lose his fines you think so uh yeah yeah i don't blame it we don't care about no stinking race cars all we want to watch is troy palamalu and his dog in the f350 with a 351 windsor no bed well i was supposed to but this time you ain't got no fans lieutenant dan where's your alternator what about the alternator where's that you took the ac off it didn't work oh cutting weight i guess you remember you got to get the arrow yeah push these in you're going to close the ac this is your ac now oh you got an attack dude hell yeah this thing's already turned into a race truck you know you can never take this apart now i know this is your race truck now swap it with something i got to put something what did i do though if i want to raise somebody like two cars back on this guy yeah it's the truck [Music] dude i love it so freaking cool this truck was never going to do anything but get torn apart and probably we are literally witnessing the birth of a legend here i'm 100 calling it this truck is here to stay let's go find your mama's mattress because he was supposed to pull in behind him and he's not in there okay yeah he's still over there yeah we got to go on a quest can't say troy polamalu in his dog anymore because his dog is up in the stands weight reduction i guess what's up i don't see him yet ls fox body oh yeah that's the guy with a nitrous bottle in the passenger seat he's like not even in here where the heck is this guy right there i know you're like a little bit late bro yeah i know i don't know i'm just saying you must have some uh he's got some tricks off the sleeve over here he's got some pretty strong good good in there because he is way off face right now just over there squeaking yeah i can hear it a mile away maneuvering through it's funny he don't he don't give a heck what is he doing what in tarnation that's not a real swamp it's not he's like way back here maybe they can hold maybe we can hold them up there i don't know i think they just pulled them up if you raise somebody we gotta film it don't trip logan will trip and fall on literally nothing about three times a day don't trip no there's like a curb here and it's all different this is some seriously dangerous terrain for you oh the avalanche and the freaking acura on the thing i don't know if the avalanche get around him that's what we like to see oh it's donnie the track can a lawyer roll faster than a quarter yes it counts it's been a while if you've seen the early videos you'll remember that guy if this is your first time or second time here and you may not know i have a whole playlist on my channel control call 1-800 it's a crowd's moisture crowd smoosher what i was saying if you're new here and you like these videos i have a whole playlist on my channel called the people's track i think this is the 12th time we've been here every single video is freaking hilarious so go check that out also while we're waiting for this guy to smush some crowds make sure you're subscribed go down there if you're not subscribed do it if you are click the bell too that way you know when i post stuff who do i got um is that 335 i don't think so uh i'm gonna go with crowdsmusher well i didn't know he had nitrous i changed my mind i changed my mind i'm rolling over here yeah nitrous bmw for the win i don't have any money hey i pick who i want to win not who should win i don't understand but i figured that was going away because probably uh yeah that's a hindsight 20 20. where's your buddy who co-1 uh they just got back from 2k they're tired [Music] oh yeah you sure right i saw him all murdered live yeah yeah so we got a freaking we got an accord against an f-150 i'm rolling with the f-150 taking the f-150 on this one oh man what did it say it was like an mlb player with like the bat except instead of the bat he was drinking a beer wow oh it's the pelican the pelican is it the same kid [Music] is that the same kid is it oppa i don't know give me straight money so we got pelican mustang against uh our title camaro pelican for the win because he had a license plate that said like mila pella or something it's like spanish for like suck my balls or something like that but i just i just glanced at it one time and all i saw was pella on a car and i'm like you know what pelican suck my balls was better that's funny that's why that's why they all think it's funny when i call them just call them the tea bag because it's pelican what does that license plate actually mean pretty much like suck my dick okay yeah pelican i was waiting for him to go where oh we got a sierra truckeondo showdown good job that's hot thanks black truckiando or greatsworkyondo hold on he's got the 6-2 but this guy's on a drag tire and it it looks faster i know this thing runs pretty good it's on drag tire too it's just a big one man i think this is going to be a good rate rupert's going over here i mean this is a 6-2 denali has a 6-2 that's probably a 5-3 truck unless he swapped it crew cab short bed against extended cab regular bed big moo hood stock hood i don't know but he got money in that rear suspension so he probably got it under the hood too it's gonna be a good race that was a good race he got him on the 60-foot that's where he won the race launched a lot harder what a guy screamed and i laughed at him and he just looked at me smiled and laughed blue charger 392 against the white challenger is that an rt or 392 [Music] you know we don't really know what is that oh it's a 392 because it's in his instagram handle no drag tires no drag tires yeah those are street tires pirellis i don't know could be good yep that race was one on the tree he will be sleeping here all the time oh hey your mama's mattress is finally up well yeah it's about time yeah [Applause] [Music] oh you rolling with the mattress your mama's mattress that's what it's not yep because it squeaks yeah that's your mama's mattress listen to him steer your mama's mattress all right we'll see 5'3 against troy palamalo without his dog [Music] real quick her hips fell out of place you know they squeak like that you know you got to work them back in trouble right here for sure spongebob looking for some beds there's like four guys in there this green truck has been going like just hot lap in the thing he's made all kinds of runs today yeah i think uh green chalk's gonna get him [Music] a loud charger against the mustang with a lot of stick on body stuff just because you've got a lot of like spiky things stuck on there yeah just on principle yeah you just don't like it hot wheels toothpaste coming up that reminds me like a like a 55 nomad with the teal and the white roof i think that might be what he was going for or he just ran out of plasti dip but didn't do the roof what hey i'm giving it on red charger srt i'm rolling with toothpaste on this one [Music] that was lame oh by the way the first order of saw hoodies did so well that we're gonna do another one so go on the website and check them out that's what they are yeah we got a model here functional model what's up you got the dog oh look she got camera shot she doesn't want to look at me jesse i know a dog say hi can i bet her yeah yay she's not really working nice nice she just wanted to race she's bought her you left her in the stands yeah right that's what she is she's just mad she's like dude you didn't even let me race last night you run it again yeah i want to not spin by 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