Neighbor DROPS a NASTY surprise!
Video by Stanley "Dirt Monkey" Genadek
Stanley "Dirt Monkey" Genadek
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This DIY project details the process of installing a privacy hedge using Thuja trees along a fence line. The project emphasizes strategic zig-zag planting for optimal growth and density, utilizing a specialized EarthQuake Auger system to prepare holes in hard-packed soil. It includes steps for soil enrichment, proper planting techniques, and initial watering to ensure the hedge thrives and provides effective privacy.
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(18,628 characters)so you see we kind of got a boom boom boom boom it's this zig zag zig zag that allows these trees to grow to their fullest potential that none of them are going to come back that none of them are mine and then she's been sleeping with every single one of my friends what yeah you don't need me to say it but this is not for you this is for that guy that's watching that you don't know you want to take this camera people want to see the Ford in action yeah yeah yeah yeah that typing is what pays puts puts food on your table for your five kids cuz you can't keep it in your pants that's all we get a direct boring machine and call it a day well there you go he likes to spend my money he spends it too [Music] well before I had a fence installed I actually looked out my window and saw one of my neighbors picking up dog poop from their yard carrying it across the street and throwing it in my yard and I'm like you know what I guess that could be my dog or could be any neighbor that walks down the Street's dog but I'm not going to say anything about it so I didn't I said nothing but now something different has happened let me just show you what I'm talking about okay so I have a cat that lives balls hello Captain hiy Captain who good kitties who you good kitties at my ear he's yelling at you yeah hi Captain there you go buddy Captain lives there and he keeps my property clean of rats but I find this as soon as I open the door I actually moved it did you see this Zach what is it what does it look like to you bag a dog poo I don't no have you seen my dogs my dog poo would not fit in this bag my dog poo would take a a bag five times bigger than that yeah I've seen how b a big bear in them are well it's least it's not on fire I know but who would drop this off on my front door this looks like the cats poo might be your neighbors returning I always see pumpkin every once in a while scary across the road so yeah I think the neighbors are returning the gift of keeping the neighborhood clean and clear of rats and mice and everything else but what are your neighbors like it's like we can't make this stuff up we're not we're we're it's like like oh we're not like any of those other people where it's like oh it's staged and there's scripts and all this other stuff no we there ain't no scripts here you can find the scripts let us know in the comments well yeah these guys are great they're they're great people across the road from me there um the rest of the cue not so much no the neighborhood the the neighborhood I mean I can't make this stuff up I uh I had you know when we were doing all the tree work yeah I had multiple neighbors ask me if I was going to call the city and have them remove all the trees for me mm that's the same look I had on my face act it's like you don't need to run to Big Brother for if you got to fart in the woods and I just made me realize that people that sometimes people that live in neighborhoods just don't even comprehend they're still in control of their own it's the entire we what is it uh I don't know how many generations has it been since like Vietnam World War I era like what three four five six Generations at least I don't know what's that got to do with anything well no it's the you have to remember after those gener like the hardened Generations the hardened like how your dad your your grandfather Uncle Tom grew up in those kind of hardened times mhm that the generations that came after that have just been spoonfed everything they haven't had to work for it they haven't had to do nothing it's it's the generation that grew up with the mindset of government control and I think that's why our government has gotten out of control because we allow allow them to we give them the right to to control manipulate say what we can and can't do we think the government knows better for ourselves than we know for ourselves a lot of people not country folk so much no that's why I I grew up country then moved to the city and then I moved back out to the country after I learned that basically everything is falling apart in the cities yep all right well yeah it was the reason the bag was squished open was cuz it was sitting right there and I stepped on it like I said at least it wasn't on fire yeah at least it wasn't on these guys the trees trees and lights and trees and lights and look at how long until these things are wrapped in decorative lights that are solar paneled I don't know all I want is privacy I want people to stop spying on me I am so done with people looking in my yard and seeing what I had to do and I was forced to remove every tree well they were all bad I wasn't forced nobody made me but I didn't want them dropping on somebody all right well let's get everything moved away and then let's kind of set these up and start getting these planted you want to hop in the excavator we'll just clear that out and then I'll just back right straight up to where we got to go well maybe I'm overreacting but if one of my neighbors cats crapped in my yard I wouldn't bag it up and set it right on their door so the first thing they do when they open the door and step outside is walk in it I would probably just if if it was in the way I would pick it up and just throw it under one of my trees or bushes and be grateful for the extra fertilizer that's maybe the difference between the way a country person thinks and not country all right we are going to cover up that fence right there it's too much fence and it's too much being up on the hill people can look in see exactly what we're doing so the idea is we're going to be planting trees on the bottom side of this fence just in a place where're from the road the trees will grow up tall enough and then we I picked Arbor VY specifically for a reason a they're super freaking cheap B they grow up make a great privacy screen and see when you trim them and you can kind of Contour them and mold them to what you want them to look like um they're easy to uh to maintain so good good and good right Zach what are you complaining about you doing work oh what yeah yeah yeah yeah that typing is the what pays puts puts food on your table for your five kids cuz you can't keep it in your pants that's all he does have five kids they are the cutest things ever Army 10 the only good thing about you is you make goodlook kids your kids out they can't be yours I think your wife has got a good relationship with the mailman cuz them kids of yours are way cuter than anything you could pop out we we always have a running bet going that it's like that none of them are going to come back that none of them are mine and then she's been sleeping with every single one of my friends I don't think I'd be a running butt I'd want to have with my significant it's just a gag we have going we know those are all if you look closely at Zach's hair it's dark black and brown and every single one of his kids is blonde and his he if his wife isn't even blonde so no she was blonde up until she was like 10 just keep telling yourself that you want to take this camera people want to see the Ford in action not us rambling back and forth the Fords in AC all six cylinders baby listen to that engine I think the tranny's actually start Welly how many miles you got on this thing and it's 84 , 39 well I'm pretty sure you're supposed to change the transmission fluid at a certain point all right well let's uh let's put you guys on time lapse while we unload let's unload where the hell are we going to put this thing all right I know you know this what yeah you don't need me to say it but this is not for you this is for that guy that's watching that you don't know right the reason when we build a privacy fence a privacy uh hedge we don't just put them Side by each I mean and we could but we have like at plenty of space these will go 3 to 4T wide and 10 to 15t tall so what we do is we stagger them so that they can get as thick and full as they possibly can fast wise and as tall without choking each other out so you see we kind of got a boom boom boom boom it's this zig zag zig zag that allows these trees to grow to their fullest potential without being directly on top of each other now we got to straighten these sons of a duck out they're as crooked as the day is long no mulching no maintenance this is low this is the lowest maintenance the only thing we're going to do is stick a garden hose up on top top and water these sons of a duck so that they can grow in and give us some privacy from the road one thing I wish we would have thought of when we were putting in your damn fence to dig a trench to put out a another hose SP it out here and all on the other side before we put in the fence I'll just have you funnel tunnel one underneath I'll have you bore one I know we we'll get a direct boring machine and call it a day well there you go he likes to spend my money he spends it too well we're going to use the new earthquake augur bigger with the 5 gallon bit I just got to swap out this bit right here that's on the thing right now Bo then I went this morning ran to daners here's and got a yard of pulverized need the black dirt cuz we're going to line the holes with that after we dig the holes nice good nutrients to get into cuz soil around here is not great as for getting stuff established all right I'm going to swap out this so it's it's pretty easy you just flip this little clip pull it out see it's a little cliping pin slide that right off side that [Music] direction should just pin right in place and there we [Music] go and then back in place now she's locked in that's off we get this fired up go from there as you can see it's kind of hard pack material so that's why we're putting in the dirt if you have a lot of trees to plant this thing is phenomenal it's an augur made by earthquake and what that leg does is it keeps that augur from kicking out on you so instead of it being a two-man operation one guy can easily run this thing without a whole lot of work it has a bunch of different Heads This is the 5 gallon head so specifically for trees this size it works great not making this up the same neighbor that I looked out the window and saw throwing dog crap in my yard came over to me one time we had a fox we don't have a fox anymore unfortunately um we had a fox and she had gotten out and this same neighbor came over to me and said that our Fox just a little playful it was a kit attacked the neighbor's big freaking furry dog and this was before we had German Shepherds and this dog was not a nice dog we didn't have the fence up otherwise you know my fox wouldn't have gotten out it just got out I mean actually didn't get out we used to let it out I used to let it go and it would come it would hang out with us and then we just go inside and it would come inside with us and it just did everything we did with us anyway it was one of those times but it had gotten out on its own somehow way shap or form you know raising kids it is it is what it is The Neighbor comes over and says it witnessed my fox attacking uh the neighbor's dog which is 100% Croc of crap because my fox was raised with two dogs it loves dogs it was a kit not a full grown Fox just a little playful one it was just trying to play and this dog that it attacked actually charged my children came into our yard different on multiple different occasions charging my kids and they had to barricade themselves in the house as the dog is barking at our back door trying to get in at [Music] them all right as you can see we got a nice layer of Culver R dirt down there not that you can really see what the Shadows sun has to be always right in the way doesn't it I'm going to take that out of that pot set it in there here get it all nice probably go grab a rake rake some of this away put some nice dirt around it on top and go from there yeah so about a week ago somebody took one of our packages cut open the end of it stole what was ever in the package and then left the package sitting on our front porch and the reason another reason for the fence is somebody actually was surveying our property watched me take my two dogs into the house went into my truck and sto my backpack TR my $1,500 all my cameras um a checkbook wrote out forged checks forged tens of thousands of dollars of checks and she was caught are you waiting for me yeah are you waiting you can't come out there's a LGE right there Boop oh you missed oh you you missed there it is you got it you got it yay that's my little one all right so the rip balls are a little dry so I had to go get the hose to soak them down a little bit so so you can break them apart or at least loosen them up go so Zach talks pretty much 247 so he's not actually talking to you or I right now this is just Zach doing what he does while he's working he like has this liveaction narration of everything he does so while he's working he's just talking in there probably have to go a little bit more here [Music] soil back around it good hey boys hey what do you think of the Sea of gold junipers I see you like them oh dude those things are gorgeous yeah they are pretty cool do yeah I can't get her to clear up yet every time it rains though it fills back in with mud from the yard mine was like that for a long time too remember Y and then I even had like one night it was so thick of mud in there you just see these bubbles come and it was cold out so you had these little foggy bubbles popping and then the lights were shining up on the trees it looked cool look like a just a mud bog but it took a little while at first for it to clean itself out so so you know what I woke up to this morning somebody left a pile of cat on my door on my front door bagged up no I can't make this up I I threw it out I just I I and they didn't leave it like so you could like I walked out and stepped directly directly in it was it like kitty litter no mixed or no no but it couldn't be from my dogs cuz they are not out they they're not allowed out unless they're under our supervision and our cats are allowed out to run the neighborhood so you think somebody bag your cats poop up and well I know I know exactly who did it oh I know I mean cuz I've watched this guy throw dog crap in our yard before and when I first moved in here our bonfire pit was right here it was actually right about right there and this guy came over and Nikki was making a fire and it was like 9:30 10:00 and he's like Nikki don't make that bonfire she like frighten the hell out of her right so then we moved the bonfire pit down to over here and had it down here to keep it away further away from the neighbor but that was wasn't good enough we still got complaints so then we moved it to where the orange trailer is and that wasn't good enough we still got complaints so now our bonfire pit is well behind the black Jeep on the other side of it and now I wake up to a bag of cat crap sitting on my front door I have awesome neighbors I remember years ago getting in trouble for snowfalling your neighbor's drive one of your neighbors driveways once oh yeah at us yeah yeah like okay sorry we're just trying to you were just trying to be a nice guy and snow it was like a heavier snow on yep sent you out in the skid loader to go clean up Neighbors driveways and you got yelled at yep all right so we're we got all of them planted in and got these one these last two I just need a water again or need a water for the first time otherwise all the rest of these I've at least given them a drink think now it's just kind of go through clean up all the rocks and whatnot that were kicked up from digging the holes maybe go through and rake them a little better here but yeah all of them are in ready to go ready to just water and watch them grow about all I got it used to be a green thumb but then that side my family kind of disappeared so kind of that skill got lost but still retain some of it to put in trees so but all right that's it for today on that I don't know if Stan just going to put something else in give it over to him so take it easy so did you use that that augur for the entire thing yeah the even with that kickstand thing it was still pretty brutal on the hands to hit so check out some of these pots what the Rocks I was pulling out of the ground in them yeah little little rocks but yeah little rocks down out of the ground yeah so it's good power to that thing oh she she stops her cuz we have hit some pretty hard stuff underneath but never nothing pulled out of the hole did you show these guys what you're using for equipment did you give them a good once over so this is the earthquake augur system it's the duly 52cc two stroker will you lift her up for us let's just demonstrate so these guys know so you can get these at the company's name is get earthquake. comom they're not paying us to say this uh this is our own tool but if you're want a solo operator and you want to be able to augur without requiring two guys can guys do this what do you feel even with that head on there and hitting every Rock in your yard I I still didn't it it didn't spin didn't the whole thing didn't spin completely around like you see some of those videos right okay so it's get earthquake. and this is the earthquake augur and it only fits on an earthquake head they've got them specifically designed but now here's the thing Zach we're going to extend this fence line we're going to get we're going to call that one good but we're going to create a privacy Row from here alongside the road let's kind of walk it and show you what we're thinking I'm going to go grab more trees so we're going to just go one we're going to spread them out a little further we'll come through here and then as we walk toward the road cuz we've got zero privacy in here 6 months out of the year other six months we're good but we're going to go right here so we're g to we're going to trim some of this stuff up in here and we're going to snake a row of uh Arbor vities in here look at we got this freaking chunks of concrete we got to deal with we're going to have to work around them we're just going to come right in here we don't want to put them directly underneath the power lines otherwise I'd raise it up along the edge right there we'll figure out the final placement but we got more trees to go here this the crap trees take the brunt of it and then there you know you it'll grow up 10 ft tall 15 ft tall we'll get some privacy out of it I probably have to snake her up the hill come up the backside there and end her somewhere about there so more trees to go [Music]
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