I Hired a Robot

What are you doing? >> Huh? >> What are you doing? >> I'm cleaning the pool. >> Why don't you just hire somebody? >> You're not wrong. You're fired. Well, if robots are going to control the world, let's see if they can at least clean our pools. Everybody, please meet our newest employee, the Moobot A10. It's our newest employee, and it already outperformed half the team. They're all genuinely nervous, as they should be. It's coming for their jobs. This guy's going through 6,000 gallons an hour. That's not a pool cleaner, that's commitment. I once committed to eating an entire rotisserie chicken on a Tuesday. I'm not saying it's the same level of commitment, but I just felt like I needed to tell somebody. Okay, this part, 2 in above the waterline, it's scrubbing all the oils and algae. You know, the stuff that accumulates in your pool after you said to have a few people over, and next thing you know, you have 40-year-old grown adults eating chips in your pool. It has Edge Pulse AI tracking, which hits every edge of the pool, every edge. My therapist says I have control issues. Well, my therapist has also never owned a pool robot that actually works. Okay, you see how it's avoiding me? It has built-in camera that navigates the entire pool and maps its decision-making based on what it sees. It's basically smarter than anybody I've ever worked with, and that includes me. You beautiful genius, you. It has eight modes in the app, eight. There's literally a setting if your pool is a disaster. They named it that. They anticipated the chaos. I feel seen. It runs for 4 hours straight on a single charge, and the filter, it's 3 and 1/2 L, and it grabs everything from bulky leaves to fine little sand particle stuff at the bottom of your pool. And here I am delegating to a robot, living the life I was told was unrealistic. Who's laughing now? So, whether you have a pool, a lake, a bathtub, or maybe just spilled some water in the kitchen, go check out the Moobot A10. Okay, thanks. Bye.