How NOT to make Money (fast, easy, no Job needed)

oh well hello there I just happen to be sitting in my garage in front of my fancy sports cars and motorcycles and you notice my color-coordinated power tool shelf behind me but what I love more than my books is making videos on how to make money and some of you have noticed that lately I've been producing a lot of those and I don't want to get pigeonholed in my video production so I've decided to do something a little out of the ordinary I decided to make a video on the best ways to not make money so without further ado let's get started [Music] pro tip number one be random things you find to your dog right [Music] another solid piece of advice a great way to not make any money is to lay in bed playing with your monkey all day long who's a good monkey yeah here's another honker burger burger burger he's a good monkey where you going monkey boy come here monkey don't run away from me monkey look you want a treat yes you just click monkey [Music] well hello there another great way to not make money is to fill your day with meaningless activities not mud of campers teach my boomstick Oh dad [Music] [Applause] the point is it's easy to fill your day and doing things that don't make any money like Smashing Pumpkins but when you're finally ready to create a business that will give you the profits and freedom that you see other people having go over to dirt monkey University there's tons of free information there including podcasts contracts proposal templates and when you're really ready to amp it up we have a coaching program it's insane what you can accomplish when you have somebody who's already been where you want to go walking you step by step through the process to help you get there that much faster I hope this helps you guys and gals out now you can either go get them or you can feed random things to your dog [Music]