You need to Stop cleaning your pool. (Here’s why)

That's my phone. I used to spend 2 hours a day every Saturday cleaning this pool. That's right, 2 hours. That is equivalent to 104 hours a year. It's 13 full working days. I was essentially employed by my own backyard. And the pay was horrendous. So, I just hired someone. Boys and girls, meet the Wybot B1 robotic pool vacuum. No salary, no benefits, no calling out sick. I mean, it's basically a model employee. It's got dual scrubbing brushes on the bottom. It's not like just rolling around looking busy cuz the boss is looking. It's actually scrubbing. Which frankly is definitely a lot more effort than I was putting in. It climbs the walls and hits that waterline. You know that greasy oily ring that you've been pretending wasn't there since Memorial Day? You thought nobody noticed. People notice. You know, I respect that in an employee. It's got a large filter basket that grabs leaves, debris, dust, dirt. All you got to do is just dump it out. We got sand, debris, leaves. It picked up everything small to big. Grab your hose, rinse it out, pop it back in. No tools, no user manual, no staying up at 9:00 p.m. on a Sunday trying to watch a YouTube tutorial. It runs for 90 minutes cleaning your entire pool. Like the whole pool while you do, well, literally anything else. That is 104 hours per year. That's finally finishing that show your wife's been asking to watch with her for the last 3 years. Man, Ozark is a great show. That's my phone. Please buy the new Wybot B1 robotic pool vacuum. I need to buy a new phone, so it would really help.