The Idaho Painter Reads Mean Comments

all right so today um we're going to be reading some comments from the viewers and so um I guess these are um a compilation of the not nice comments so yo I got them on my phone um I haven't read them yet so here we go the very first one and I'll try to pronounce your names you know correctly um Nick Perfecto so he must be a perfectionist real ERS don't wear gloves I just love gloves man so you know they actually do serve a purpose but I like my hands I like I don't like calluses I like them looking pretty so I'll keep wearing gloves Nick um and my hands will keep looking perfect so for you you like you like your packing Lube now huh so of course you know we had to get one that was like a sexual reference in here I'm sure that's what he's um talking about you know we know where your mind is at Anthony in the gutter but you did take time out of your day to make your little sexual comment so um I hope you're proud of yourself Anthony um hope you show that one to your kids so Scott maybe you should learn how to paint um Patrick sorines he says um you must have over sprayed 200 Cars I would bet you money so I would really like to take somebody up on that bet cuz I would like to take your money I've never had an overspray claim on a car in my life so um I'm pretty confident in my spraying abilities I'm pretty confident in controlling overspray and so let's bet Wayne says you want a Jelly Bean for being a mediocre Bean I've never had anybody offer me a jelly bean so um you know for being mediocre I would like a bag full of jelly beans I actually don't like jelly beans so um my favorite candy is black licorice and if you want to send me some black licorice I like the I Australian dive so um send me back I would appreciate it he only does a couple of minutes for a video then passes it off to someone that knows what they're doing the I do know I do know the I do know painter Rides Again so I apparently I hijack a lot of people's job sites and make videos in my clean clothes and then ride off in the Wind on a pony you know and my staff goes and makes the videos while I go to the bank and um with all of your algorithm money um it's it just doesn't work that way so a lot of these people that keep commenting they eventually become my top fans and you get that label it's permanent if you don't if you just stop commenting you're still labeled is my top fan and that's kind of ironic so are your techniques make my teeth hurt so go to a dentist I got a good dentist for you messaged me again and we can chat it must be really embarrassing to walk into a pain store and all the customers and employees burst out laughing at you dude is such a joke I've never walked into a paint store and somebody laughed at me I walked into a paint store and somebody wanted a photograph with me I walked in and paint store and somebody wanted an autograph from me but they didn't laugh at me we don't have time to make videos over here and roll around in the dirt so apparently people in oh IO don't have time to make videos so you know sometimes we just like to have fun Frank and um roll around in the grass and make funny videos cuz um there's more to life than painting and fly fishing like rolling around with the grass and the dirt So Randy crib says is this supposed to be funny real painters don't wear gloves so what's actually funny is um you know how much attention my gloves get so I do my dishes in gloves I take a shower with gloves I do my gardening with gloves I um paint with gloves I wash my dog with gloves I snowboard with gloves I fish with gloves I love gloves gag get them deep sing so sorry I butchered you gave you a bad shout out but you only gave me two bucks I'm a $2 painer so Rob V he says wow look at all that overspray wow to gii I'm not sure what gii means but wow look at it I mean that's all I can say is just look at it look at it all I know look at it it's everywhere it's all over the place so at the end of the job I had to go clean 20 cars I had to clean the neighbors pergola I had to clean the concrete I had to clean yeah just wow just look at it wow I I would like to say the algorithm just makes me money you with all these comments cuz I even see people saying that and I just need a lot more I mean I need more of this I need come on just keep stacking them up and maybe I will make some money off all these um [Music] comments [Music] [Applause] stand