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This video introduces Kevin, a new steer calf purchased for a homestead. The creator shares his plans for Kevin as a mascot, discusses the immediate need for fencing and a larger pole barn, and generally expresses his excitement about the new addition to his homestead project.

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I bought a cow off Craigslist for my dream homestead. Meet Kevin. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm I might have skipped a few steps. I I don't I don't really know. This is my first time doing this. Now, every animal that's going to be on this homestead is going to be either for food or for money, but I figured we needed a mascot. And Kevin is a steer, so he won't be getting nobody pregnant and he won't be aggressive. Uh he's obviously not aggressive. He's kind of just like a big old dog. TAP OUT. TAP OUT. TAP OUT, KEVIN. TAP [screaming] OUT. I'M ONLY MAKING A VIDEO WITH you so I can write you off on my taxes, okay? You're just a big old tax write-off. Yes, you is. He's about 2 months old and I'm guessing like 150 lb or something. I don't know. I had to lift him on the back of my truck. He's even got little horns growing in. And did that feel good? You like that, don't you? Now, I didn't plan on getting a cow this early, so there's some things that we're about to have to speed up on. >> [laughter] >> An Amish buddy came over and we built this little stall for him, but this is only going to hold him for a few weeks, maybe. And by that, I mean I'm going to have to fence in these 3 acres that I've cleared this week. KEVIN. KEVIN. NO, DON'T YOU START KEVIN. KEVIN. [screaming] KEVIN, STOP. SORRY ABOUT THAT. UH THIS right here is where my 30 by 20 pole barn's going to be. I got some ex-Amish buddies coming next month to build that thing in a day. You ain't got no nuts. You know that? They done snipped them things off. They they ripped you of your manhood. Now, even though he's obviously going to be spoiled, one thing I do feel bad about is that Kevin ain't got no friends right now. All right. So, let me know if you think I should get him a girlfriend. That feel good, don't it? Yeah. That scratch feel good? That's kind of all I got for you boys today. We're going to have an eventful week. >> [laughter] >> Y'all boys remember, God is good and we lowering the crime rate one video at a time.

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