Outlaw Track Grudge Racing: Old Ford Trucks, Track Ambulance Gets Stuck, Candyman Camaro vs C10

how's your big beans and cheese tastes like well that doesn't matter because stick shift king's balls weigh about 69 pounds he's gonna mop the floor with this guy oh you got time playing craig in there i wasn't a [ __ ] at the end of the day that right there was the upside of the sentry who tried to go bogging in the ambulance it didn't work oh that is totally a crowd smoosher my shoes fly the back of that [ __ ] dang that thing creaks more than your freaking mama's bed sound like you're gonna go somewhere but you're not you're not going anywhere at least two cans of medela floating in the porta potty water are you freaking ready to leave yet yes you ready to erase some mofos candy man going out yellow belly oh my god it's cragging i don't know yes i am here security is here how y'all doing to all the females to all the dudes i don't give a damn i'm not a fame [ __ ] he likes to put me on his channel because he gets a lot of laughs they were like where's security yeah are you ready to hand it out you're single man you always keep extra clothes in your car how do you drive a camaro and hoes know you from youtube so you drop dick off just anywhere you always keep extra drawers and i'm sorry if it's my name i'm sorry i'm not trying to raise your son she only signed that permission flip yeah go have fun honey i'm from i'm from atlanta my bad i'm not trying to teach you something wrong but top flight skill in the world craig all right guys check this out we got a tahoe with some corvette exhaust would you just look at it all four of them right there he's not towing anything ever again ever again not that he ever towed anything ever i don't really know my escalade toes stuff i don't know about the rest of you people that thing smelled like some race gas let's uh let's get up to the line and find murder he's not here baloney there's no way murder's not here oh my god baylor is that a ferrari i don't know oh my god i think i think i'm ferrari is that a ferrari what it looks like a ferrari hey i think we found the next race i think so too you wanna go knock on his window see if he wants some this is not the yellow belly typical crowd here this is not typically hillary no but neither are you go up there and see if he wants them you don't want it oh there's nothing else here worthy of candyman that's for sure except maybe him did you hear that yeah i heard that where are we going to the freaking moon let's see what else we got up here we got a pretty clean nova over there nice turn hey i think you got him is this like they come out here every week what is going on over here i don't know what's going on here he's got a freaking hey he's doing that the weight reduction he's doing those distant rotors instant rotor delete nice looks like he probably broke some wheel studs probably i'd say by the forensics of it he has no studs there's some on the ground and that looks like it had a bad time i think that's what what we uh are witnessing here murder is not here this is a load of barnacles i think we'll watch a couple races here while waiting for the line to move up we got uh some cyber camaro ss here looks to be pretty stock against a hellcat i think you never know these days all these body kit options and whatnot but it's got the kitty cat on it and a hood scoop so i'm gonna roll with it i'm not even gonna film the rest of that because that was bad whack very wack hold on we're going on an adventure a super secret adventure apparently apparently the ambulance is stuck and we have to go get it unstuck so we're going to follow captain ronnie over to the ambulance and see what's going on so you haven't had to pull the [ __ ] out yet but you did have to pull the d out i did have to pull the d out the d-ring we are gonna go um commission elvis to pull out the track ambulance right now and i'm all about it because it has nothing to do with racing and i know that's what you guys came here to see is the shenanigans have nothing to do with racing all right where where is the ambulance at okay all right well i guess we'll uh we'll follow you down there all right all right guys let's go let's go rescue an ambulance we get to play in the mud finally we're saving lives the ambulance here is the most important thing at a racetrack and if he's stuck lives will be lost we are saving the world here that was full what are you doing well already then this night's already getting a little out of hand but i'm here for it been here for 10 minutes and you're making a mess already oh my god that was so funny i thought it was empty and i kicked it out of it oh there it is the old flambulance we're gonna put her in four high here four high oh yeah what were they what were they doing it's totally berries and donuts and bury ourselves all right like what happened here how does this happen who who tried to go bogging in the ambulance it didn't work why where was he going i don't know this is like not over there he's just like i'm just gonna run here to this thing field and just see if it works oh we're getting them out okay you should be full hooked up ready to go okay yeah elvis that's not too bad at least it's not on the bumper yeah we'll get them out if it's not anyone saw we're ripping the hook off the ambulance the ambulance the ambulance those chrome hooks those things are sketchy elvis got four fresh bfg all-terrains on there so we can let her dig let's uh let's see what we can do here it's pretty dry right here so i think we'll try to go across the drainage ditch right there it runs his fondren i don't know why i'm glad he did it though then we got something to do okay good did i go go [Music] mission accomplished well that's a first yeah i've never done that before but why don't you look at this bfgoodrich all-terrain ko2's my favorite tire in the whole freaking world i am sponsored by bf goodrich but i've been buying these tires long before that ever happened and truth be told i probably got sponsored by them because i'm such a fanboy for these dang tires and if you have some of these and you don't put the white letters out we are not friends because white letter bfg all terrains are the coolest freaking tire any red-blooded american can put on their truck that right there is no bueno no bueno indeed oh we got this this camaro that baylor thinks looks too fast against the ferrari over there [Applause] what the ferrari it's a ferrari california leave a comment if you get the reference if you don't well then leave a comment about something else it just it it helps videos when you comment on things and put thumbs ups and whatever that kind of stuff appreciated he really messed up that ferrari you think he's too fast for baylor i feel like he is hey logan says that yellow camaro is too fast for you a yellow camaro [Music] what about it we just watched the run she thinks he's too fast for you thinks you can't handle it we got the halloween camaro up here what do you think camaro s10 mirror s10 i don't know i'm kind of thinking uh mr pumpkin man's gonna get him pumpkin man well black and orange makes me think of halloween there's no white to break it up so it's just straight up jack-o'-lantern he got him for your reference the red light is a right lane wind the green light is a left lane wind just so i don't have to explain that a million times in the comments you're seeing the same thing i can see and i film everything with a gopro it doesn't zoom in or bedsides [Music] i say bedsides like we need bedsides i heard some clunking around i don't know if that with five bucks and go bet some people see if you can make some money no we're rolling with work truck oh well his friend in there with him which didn't help his case either i mean i'm not upset about a crew cab on nitrous beating a regular cab regular cab trucks are barely trucks it's like you want the least most truck thing you get one of those you're like barely a truck [Music] being your performance don't worry i zip tied it i like this guy i'm literally he's a cool dude track manager ronnie is actually a hard ass in disguise you'd never know but he could freaking wheel that bike i didn't even know it was him when i watched it happen the first time so you got blue truckeondo or red truckiando oh man it's tight oh blue truckiando takes the win ronnie over here is about to show these whippersnappers how it's done whatever you never know you'd see this guy here taking pictures of the track you'd have no idea he could wheel a bike like that remember he was showing us pictures of him at this track in 1983 doing a wheelie like way down there my dad graduated college in 1983. okay that's a serious unit right there okay let's hop over here we're team ronnie everybody knows the deal here ronnie's the man but don't ever forget it it's kind of how it works this is ronnie's house mr wheely [Music] man that shutdown is sketchy as heck like i would oh yeah in our in the truck we're just like he's there on a freaking extended wheelbase bike [Music] we got cousin eddie's pickup truck against grandma troy palamalo jr in the driver's seat [Applause] i'm going with the camera here i'm not i don't want to but i really don't expect much out of this thing wow man pulling the bed off but that thing must have made it like less of a turn because i just i didn't think that truck would be able to get out of its own way to be completely honest you gonna race that viper no he don't want to race why not he said no you asked him fast if they're too fast too fast for the viper how about this guy flames we think that's funny you don't know what he's packing hey job how about this vortech max tahoe hey he got that weight reduction though you got that corvette exhaust boom look at that there's something going on over there i'm not exactly sure what's going on this is the kind of truck that needs a 632 i'm convinced of that look at that big moo hood majestic that's why he won he had the dog man i really thought the camry was going to get you yeah me too i told him the whole time i was like it's a v6 too so you're going to get your trucks at v6 no his oh camry's a v6 so i actually really thought he was going to win she's super nice what do you got same thing i'm down bro it's stock 351 what do you got here oh bad all right we're following this what's going on here oh we got it the dog troy polamalu and his dog against another ford fire what's in here three 302. and you got 351 with no bed and a dog my money's on you oh have you seen my dashboard yet no thank you that'd be a good race it's basically who leaves faster you know yeah see you it's a super 44s in this thing i closed my eyes and think it's a fox body yeah literally the same truck but except like nowhere near as nice instigate the crap out of this you're going for troy palamolo and his dog what he doesn't look like him don't he yeah it's the hair i don't know what his name is i just make stupid names for everybody this used to be like a work truck yeah he used to be having a crane on it and then like a utility bed oh really he had like six tool boxes on it look cold air intake dude look at those pythons oh yeah damn it's basically the same exact engine pull those filters off and you'll gap him hard oh yeah what what year is this inspection sticker from year five this thing has been around to say five years after jesus electrician like the work truck this is the oh what was that year five i don't know i thought this thing was around since five years after jesus died oh wow that's uh your full race truck here this thing's a pro mod [Applause] oh you don't want it they don't want the smoke from this guy it's even got eight lugs eight lug thug well uh if you'd like a report on the porta pi situation there were at least two cans of medela floating in the porta potty water water well you know like the blue stuff in the bottom there wasn't anything in there but blue water and modelo [Music] we got mr flame guy [Applause] mr flame guy treat the crap out of mr infinity that was a lame race way to tell like it is oh the infinity was obviously gonna get it all right now we got the the vet hoe tahoe corvette thing against the mustang i think that todd biting off a lot he might be able to chew it though i don't know he might have some nitrous or something he's missing a door panel got some weight reduction he's got that corvette exhaust you got you got the corvette emblem yeah i'm still thinking about staying here well i mean i'm not gonna lie for like the first 300 feet the race was a lot closer than i thought it was going to be same and then he kind of started to lose out on the big end but you know the old tahoe vent thingy put up a good fight i'm proud of them maybe next time we'll come back with some more sauce that's what we hope for we got a barn door tahoe with some corvette exhaust against the black silverado that i really don't know anything about because this barn door tahoe with corvette exhaust and a moo hood and escalade fence has stolen the show i don't know this man has put tremendous amount of effort into the image of his tahoe here yeah i don't even like him on escalades but that's beside the point it was that corvette exhaust extra 15 horsepower really helped him out on the big end you can tell it was it was blatant that's a pro what are you doing so you should race that truck with no bed [Applause] troy polamalu and his dog what are your first cameo pros like i mean first man you dang that thing creaks more than your freaking mama's bed so your mama's mattress is lined up with a silver f-150 and i am gonna roll with the f-150 here uh your mama's mattress definitely has the weight advantage but it sounds kind of like a stock truck i know that's a coyote truck it's lowered he's got some visual stuff i'm thinking he's got some money under the hood too i don't know we'll see yo mama's mattress held him off how about that [Applause] against like a 70s c10 [Music] he got that moon roof that's called if it doesn't even open i don't know i think i mean truck yondo just spun out at literally like the speed of smell he is embarrassed what happened was he launched and just kind of spun and then it was like the most anti-climactic unentertaining thing ever he just went just like that it was like like watching somebody slide on like ice it wasn't it was no danger of him hitting the wall he was that slow oh we got the battle of the jaguars out here except against the xjl my inner underdog wants to go with the xjl although i really think that that one's going to beat him because i've seen it run here before and it's pretty quick my mom used to drive one of those literally so quiet you can't even tell it's on this thing is supercharged yeah it's apparent it's kind of cool think about the concept of a supercharged v8 jaguar sedan like if that thing if you were blind you would think that thing was a mustang because i've heard a new burnout before and i thought it was a mustang just imagine if that was like a mom putting her kids in that'd be funny no way no way no way wow no way ah that thing must be supercharged or turbo too he just didn't have exhaust cut off yeah that that right there was the upside of the sentry he came around that was dude that xjl don't mess with that guy now we got some like actual race truck stuff coming up here a twin turbo c10 and uh a blazer jaguar he was silent but he was super troll they both were that other one straight up went around it that's sleeper dude dude that i want one of those now that's you do we might have to go set those off just for fun [Applause] and the crowd goes wild we got jack-o'-lantern pumpkin man coming back up here against the bike is that ronnie no way that's not ronnie [Music] oh man that's a fast car but that bike i'm going with the bike because he gave ronnie you run for his [Music] yeah i don't like that at all potentially at the end of that i think mr jack-o'-lantern turned up the nitrous in the last time he fought because he did not run like that before oh yeah oh man we got the tin can man up here he's got no hood no interior and aluminum race seat and stick shift king this is a beat down for the ages about to happen right here same look at him he's in an aluminum race seat and he's got no hood i don't know why he pulled the hood off it's an aluminum hood and it weighs like 10 pounds but that doesn't matter because stick shift king's balls weigh about 69 pounds he's gonna mop the floor with this guy i don't know even if this guy wins he still is because stick shift king is in the other lane and stick shift king never loses because he's always wheeling and always trying his best come on guys maybe there's getting people to get their bets in because there's like a bunch of a bunch of nonsense looks like most of the fingers are going that way this guy like the nike air shirt the white shirt with the orange like jordan he's funny if you actually listen to him the guy with a white shirt than red nike shorts we have to maybe we have to go stick a camera in his face he's really funny that the guy who freaked out over ten dollars [Music] he was just wheeling and dealing the whole way down the track and tin can man just couldn't hang man they got lipstick mustang over here it just looks like a lipstick color to me yeah if you were an old lady so it's still lipstick or grandma's lipstick all right grandma's lipstick against um crowdsmusher green light mustang guy yeah up oh that is totally a crowd smoosher he's got the green lights under there so you can find the body parts better afterwards yeah brutality yeah he's uh i'm really hoping grandma's lipstick takes the win on this one just on principle oh this guy is one thousand percent crowd smusher he has no idea what he's doing let's back up i'm not kidding he just like power breaks right through the beams this is the guy who hits people this is that man with that escalade man tyrone this man with that escalade man that baby blue [ __ ] tyrone coming out of the back my shoes fly out the back of that [ __ ] [Music] i just want to see somebody put their shoe on [Music] i'm telling you i said man the man unhooked the bottle he said [ __ ] man boy we was at the store i said man i'm telling you he said yeah it's okay y'all got us ram on ram action here you put your shoe on his back bumper it'll be there the whole way until next oh yeah he's got the baby seat and there's a bottle of water in the baby seat too hey i got your phone [Music] i think this is a bunch of crap hiding no matter what are you feeling good about it what's the dog's name what hold up john does he talk obviously that's funny she'll say like i love you and stuff like that if i don't give her food did you buy this thing to race it or is it like your daily i have a bronco 2 at home and uh i wanted the motor so i got this for 700 bucks it had a utility bed like i said earlier i sold it all for like 800 bucks at the scrap yard and so now i got this truck for free i just don't have the time to switch it right now so until i switch it it's gonna be like for fun you're just messing around with it that's why the dash is like that because like literally i could unbolt one thing and pull it pull off all this well that's even cooler this thing's a parts truck i'm almost gonna be sad to see this truck come apart i think it needs to like you know be a legend roy palamalu and his dog is talking dog burn them down troy the other truck is currently doing a burnout right now but you cannot hear him at she's just sitting all the passenger seat like a person with her case occurs light how did they say that girl's light [Music] hit him with the hazards well he should have he doesn't have houses yeah his tail is literally like led strips from the light aisle at autozone all right now let's go find baylor i'm upset and he has not made a single pass yet like bro get in line…