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My daughter's always in a Walmart parking lot. What is up with that, dude? >> Hey boss, do you got a second to talk? I really got to tell you something and >> Yeah. Yeah, we can talk, Chris. Is everything okay? >> Yeah. Um >> Did you kill somebody? >> What? No. No. Why did your brain go straight to that? >> If you ever do though, I'm your guy. I got your back. I promise you. >> Okay, whatever, bro. This is important. Just listen, bro. Please. >> I'm listening, Chris. Hurry up. We ain't got all day though. Gosh dang. >> Okay, I've been thinking about it for a while and I'm thinking about joining a different trade. >> A different trade? >> Yeah, I don't think I want to do this for the rest of my life. >> with me for like 2 and 1/2 years, dude. You're close to getting your dang journeyman's and everything. Why the freak would you change your trade? >> Boss, I just think I need to prioritize my happiness and do something that I love. >> thing I ever heard, Chris. >> Bro, what? >> What do you want to do? You want You want to be a lineman? You're going to go work on the oil field? Like what what you >> I've been doing a lot of research and I think I want to be an electrician. I think I can be really good at it and and I think I can make a lot of money. >> What? >> No, boss, I know you don't like electricians, but I've I've been looking into some of the programs >> you want to be an electrician? >> Yes, boss, I want to be an electrician. Okay, boss, do not overreact, bro. It's not THAT DEEP. JUST >> [screaming] >> BRO, IT IS NOT THAT DEEP. >> NO, YOU'RE FREAKING LYING. SAY YOU'RE LYING. >> I'M NOT LYING, BOSS. THAT'S WHAT I WANT >> OW, GOSH. [screaming] WHY DID YOU HIT ME? CHRIS, I DIDN'T TEACH YOU EVERYTHING I KNOW AND THE ONLY THING YOU'VE LEARNED IS TO LIKE BOYS. WHAT THE FREAK IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU KNOW THEY DO. >> NO, THEY ALL DO, CHRIS. THEY ALL KISS EACH OTHER. FREAKING LGW PLUS. THAT THAT'S WHAT YOU LIKE, CHRIS. NOW GET THE FREAK OUT OF MY FACE. >> BOSS, you should be happy for me. I found something that I actually want to do. >> CUZ THIS IS EXACTLY WHY THE CRIME RATE SO HIGH RIGHT HERE, CHRIS. >> OKAY, no it's not, boss. >> want to do? You going to play WITH YOUR FREAKING RAINBOW WIRES AND AND MATCH YOUR MATCH YOUR NUMBERS TOGETHER WHILE YOUR WIFE'S AT HOME WITH HER BOYFRIEND? >> NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M GOING TO DO, BOSS. >> NOW, GET THE FREAK OUT OF MY FACE. A FREAKING fruitcake or you're going to be a cuck. THERE'S NO IN BETWEEN. >> OKAY, CALM DOWN. >> TELL ME WHAT I DID WRONG. >> YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG. >> FIX IT, CHRIS. I CAN IT'S IT'S GOT TO BE MY FAULT, CHRIS. IT'S GOT TO BE ON ME. I'M YOUR BOSS, SON. IT'S SOMETHING I DID. >> [laughter] >> BRO. >> WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? >> BRO, I'M JUST KIDDING. I'M JUST KIDDING, BRO. I just wanted to STRESS YOU OUT. >> [laughter] >> BRO. >> WHAT? >> BRO BOSS, I DON'T WANT TO BE an electrician, bro. I like this job. I was just joking. >> just had A FREAKING HEART ATTACK. AND YOU GOING TO COME HERE. I'M GOING TO COME HERE. I'M GOING TO FREAKING WRING YOUR NECK OUT. YOU BETTER STOP IT. YOU FREAKING