Okay, why did my son order makeup products? He don't even have a girlfriend, dude. What the heck? HEY BOSS. >> [laughter] >> WHAT'S UP, MIGUEL? YEAH. THERE WE GO, MY LITTLE TACO BUDDY. >> MY TACO. >> ARE YOU READY TO WORK? >> SEE, WE WORKY VERY hard today, boss. ME AND YOU. >> WE? BUDDY, YOU ARE WORKING. I'm not freaking doing nothing. ME NO GET OUT OF THE TRUCK, HEY. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? >> [laughter] >> YEAH. YEAH, THAT'S FUNNY, ISN'T IT? >> NO, that that not funny, boss. >> I got a even bigger job for you. Right, yeah. So, so you just get ready. >> Me no worky mañana. Me me no worky tomorrow. >> What? You no worky? >> No. No. No. Me no worky. >> YOU WORKY TOMORROW. WHY DO YOU NEED A DAY OFF, MIGUEL? >> BOSS. I quinceañera for me niño, see. >> A quinceañera? >> See. >> Didn't you take a day off like 6 months ago for a quinceañera? See. OKAY, HOW MANY HOW MANY FREAKING DAUGHTERS DO YOU GOT? >> FIVE. >> OKAY, look Miguel, if I let you take the day off tomorrow, how do you expect to pay for your next daughter's quinceañera? >> BOSS. BOSS. SHE'LL BE MAD if me no go. >> NO, SHE'LL BE ALL RIGHT. Just buy her a Honda Civic and some Takis and she'll be all right. >> I mean. Get Honda Civic. I get I I I buy maybe a good price. >> Miguel. I don't know where you can buy a Honda Civic. I don't I'm not on the Facebook Marketplace, okay? WHAT I DO KNOW is if YOU DON'T MAKE NO PAPER. >> PAPERS? NO. NO, BOSS. I GOT BOSS. ME GOT PAPERS. I GOT PAPERS, BABY. >> NO, PUT THEM DOWN. I'M I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT. I'M TALKING ABOUT MONEY, OKAY? LOOK, you're working tomorrow, okay? >> Boss. Me no worky tomorrow. >> I CAN'T BUY SAY WAY. I PICK UP THE SHUT UP WITH THE TACO BELL. IF YOU DON'T WORK TOMORROW, YOU'RE FIRED. >> WHAT THAT MEAN? >> IF YOU DON'T WORK TOMORROW, YOU NO JOB. >> NO JOB? BOSS, ME NEED A JOB AND ME NEED TO WORK IT OUT. >> NO, NO, BECAUSE IF YOU TAKE OFF, THAT MEANS I GOT TO GET OUT THE TRUCK. THAT MEANS I GOT TO LIFT THE SHOVEL. THAT MEANS I GOT TO DO WORK. YOU GOT ME BENT OVER BACKWARDS IF YOU THINK I'M GOING TO WORK. THAT'S EXACTLY WHY THE FREAKING CRIME RATE SO HIGH RIGHT THERE. AM I CLEAR? [screaming] >> OKAY, YES, SIR. BUT CLEAR, CLEAR, CLEAR. That's exactly what I thought. Okay. >> Hey, boss, TELL YOUR WIFE TO come with you tomorrow. >> My wife? >> Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Tell her to wear them Carhartt jeans that I like on her. >> [laughter] >> Okay. Yeah. Yeah, you don't know what I'm saying. I mean it though. >> You better.
