[snorts] >> The more it rains, the less I got to work. >> [laughter] >> I AIN'T GOT NO PROBLEM WITH THAT NOW. >> YO, good morning, boss. >> What's up, Coke cake? >> Today's just going to be a great day, boss. I got a good feeling, you >> Hold on. What you in such a good mood for? >> I'm not even going to lie, boss. I started dating this girl and she's the one. I mean, I'm in love. THAT'S MY FUTURE WIFE. >> OKAY, BOY. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, BUDDY. DON'T WIN. GOT HIM A GIRLFRIEND. >> YEAH, I can actually see a future with her, too, which I've never felt that before. >> good, son. That's good. What What she look like, though? Is she bad? >> Okay, boss. That's my girlfriend, bro. Chill. >> COME ON. SHOW ME, DUDE. >> ALL RIGHT. LOOK. HERE, this is us going to dinner the other night. Isn't she beautiful? >> Ooh. >> Ew. What do you mean? >> Uh What? Chris, does she got a filter on her or something? Why >> Boss, she's just dark-skinned, bro. It's pretty obvious. >> Chris, she looks like a unlocked character in a video game. >> All right, bro. Like, why can't YOU JUST BE HAPPY for me, boss? THAT IS I MEAN, THAT'S OVERLY OFFENSIVE. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? >> LOOK, I MEAN, YOU'RE STUPID, BUT I DIDN'T THINK YOU WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO START PLAYING in the mud. >> IN THE MUD? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, BOSS? >> WHAT I SAID. AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN. >> WHATEVER, BRO. You are wrong for that, DUDE. >> I DON'T CARE, CHRIS. FREAK, YOU'RE RUINING YOUR DAMN BLOODLINE, SON. >> LITERALLY HALF BLACK. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> WELL AWARE. YOU ALREADY HALF TARNISHED. >> BOSS, DANG IT. NO, TARNISHED IS CRAZY. >> IT'S EXACTLY WHY THE FREAKING CRIME RATE SO HIGH RIGHT HERE, CHRIS, CUZ Y'ALL KEEP MAKING MORE of them. >> MORE OF WHAT? >> THE MELANATED ONES. GOD >> BRO, YOU'RE TRIPPING. THAT'S WHY IS THAT OFFENSIVE? OKAY. >> FREAK, GET OUT MY FACE. WHAT WHAT'S HER DAD THINK ABOUT YOU? >> WELL, she don't really have a dad. He kind of left Okay, why are we laughing, boss? Why are we laughing? That's not funny. >> The book writes itself at this point. >> I hate you. I LITERALLY I DON'T I JUST FIND YOU >> YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU STILL YOU STILL FREAKING STUPID. >> BOSS, SHE'S LIKE MY OTHER HALF THAT I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED. >> ALL RIGHT. LOOK. YOU DON'T GOT TO WORRY ABOUT HER CHEATING ON YOU WITH TYRONE. YOU GOT TO WORRY ABOUT TYRONE BEING HER BROTHER. >> BRO, WHAT? WHO CARES WHO HER BROTHER IS? >> The second y'all get in a argument, here comes Tyrone with the switch. >> WHAT AM I EVEN HEARING RIGHT NOW, BRO? >> YOU GOT to worry ABOUT HER COUSIN JAMAL, AND HE'S GOING TO PULL UP READY TO THROW SOME HANDS. >> I honestly genuinely have no clue what you're talking about. >> No, you can't say I didn't tell you so. >> Okay, whatever. Look, I just want to buy her a house and have [laughter] a family, bro. That's >> Yeah, you can go ahead and throw that dream away, Chris. >> Why would I throw that dream away, bro? >> Because the second you got with her, your credit score probably dropped like 50 points. >> OKAY, I'M ABOUT TO FIND ANOTHER JOB, BRO. YOU JUST PISSED ME OFF. >> I DON'T CARE ANYMORE, CHRIS. You do you, dude. Whatever, you freaking idiot. >> Whatever.
