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This video is a short comedic skit featuring a 'foreman' character interacting with a 'new guy' employee. The foreman playfully (and sometimes aggressively) questions the new guy about his attire (Jordan shoes), his criminal record (ankle monitor for assault), and his unusual name (TyQuavion), while emphasizing the need to work. The new guy, despite being new, is depicted as equally quick-witted, challenging the foreman's remarks.
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(3,631 characters)Did I forget to pay child support? I don't freaking know. Gosh dang it, son. >> Yo. >> HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, BOY. >> HEY, YO. CHILL, BRO. >> TRUCK. OH, FREAK. THIS AIN'T NO FREAKING SCAT PACK. GET THE FREAK OUT OF HERE, DUDE. >> BRO, I'm phone now. You going to have to chill, bro. I'm the new guy. You tripping. >> You're the new guy? >> Yeah, I'm the new guy. What about it? Why we laughing? >> WHAT THE HECK? WHERE DID THEY PICK you up from? THE TRAP HOUSE? >> YEAH, IF YOU KNEW WHO I WAS, YOU WOULDN'T BE talking like that though. Put some respect on my name, bro. I run this I run this city. I ain't going to lie. >> Son, are you wearing Jordans? >> I mean >> Are you Are you Are you wearing >> yeah, I got Jordans on. >> freak's wrong with you? We about to do MANUAL LABOR. GOSH DANG, WE ABOUT TO BE IN A DITCH DIGGING AND YOU GOT SOME freaking Jordans on. >> bro. You know these hoes tough though. What you talking about? >> every >> You tripping, bro. >> And is that an ankle monitor? >> Yeah, bro. I'm on house arrest. That's why I got this job, bro. I'm getting bored. I ain't going to lie. >> We got one of them melon munching fellas. >> Hold on, bro. Can't you tripping, bro? You think I'm going to let that slide? You going to call me no melon munching now? >> funny. You know that's freaking hilarious. What What they get you for though? >> Man, they got me for assault. I did it though. I'm guilty. I ain't going to lie. >> Assault? >> Yeah. >> [laughter] >> I'd do it again for real. >> Okay. >> But look, twin. I I didn't even want a job. I ain't going >> I DON'T FREAKING TWIN. >> TWIN, IT'S JUST A SAYING. >> ALIKE. Freak you talking about. I don't look nothing like you. What's your name? You never told me. >> Oh yeah, my name Taquavion. >> Taquavion? >> Yeah, you can call me Tay if you want to though. >> Y'all's mama's just be coming up with anything. >> Hold on, why you bringing my mama into this, BRO? >> ALL Y'ALL'S NAMES JUST SOUND LIKE A FREAKING WHOLE BUNCH of onomatopoeias. Get the freak out of my face. Look >> Nah, twin. One thing we ain't going to do is talk about my mama. On five, we going to run this fade, bro. I ain't lying. >> What What is What is that What does that even mean? >> It don't matter what it means. >> I'm telling you. Are you trying to beef with me or something? >> I ain't got no beef with you, bro. >> that sounds stupid, dude. Y'all Y'all just be saying stuff. You freaking god, bro. I WOULD HAVE DONE NO, I WOULDN'T. SHUT UP, DUDE. I I SWEAR CUZ I I TELL YOU ONE THING, THESE FREAKING hands They don't discriminate. ALL RIGHT, STOP TALKING TO ME LIKE I GET OUT OF MY FACE CUZ THIS IS EXACTLY WHY CROWD MAKES SO HOT RIGHT HERE. NO, YOU LUCKY 12 TOOK MY PHONE. YOU LUCKY WE GOT FREAKING WORK TO DO, OKAY? >> ARE YOU IN AN ALTERCATION? >> YES, NO, MA'AM. NO, MA'AM. >> I will make sure an officer come and escort you home if you are. >> Is that your probation officer? >> Yes, bro. Chill. >> On the freaking ankle monitor? >> If you can't behave, Tyquavion, and you get in trouble, YOU'RE GOING BACK TO JAIL. >> YES, MA'AM. [laughter] >> AND WHEN YOU GO BACK TO JAIL, there's nothing I can do about that Tyrone guy taking advantage of you like you told me he did. >> Okay, okay. I'm sorry, officer. >> TELL HIM HE'S GOT TO GET READY TO DIG, TOO.
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